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someone else: *makes a mistake*
me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!
me: *makes a mistake*
me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die
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melamemea

drunken confession.

your muse is drinking with mine and has been given the chance to question my muse anything they want to know. some may be triggering, others won’t. send me a 🍻+ the question you want to ask my muse for a tipsy, drunken ( honest ) answer.
  • “ what’s holding you back in life ?”
  • “ is everything alright? ”
  • “ when did you choose to give up ?”
  • “ what’s the kinkiest thing you have ever done ?”
  • “ how many have you slept with ?”
  • “ what’s your biggest secret ?”
  • “ do you believe in love ?”
  • “ what’s the meanest thing you have done ?”
  • “ what scares you more than anything ?”
  • “ have you ever considered running away ?”
  • “ do you love me ?”
  • “ what’s your dirtiest fantasy ?”
  • “ who hurt you ?”
  • “ what made you this way ?”
  • “ is there anyone special in your life ?”
  • “ why are you always smiling ?”
  • “ what lie have you told that hurt someone ?”
  • “ if you could do anything in world, what would it be ?”
  • “ who are you, really ?”
  • “ is there anything you regret ?”
  • “ what’s your biggest regret ?”
  • “ tell me about your first kiss ?”
  • “ what is your deepest, darkest fear ?”
  • “ is there anyone you regret kissing ?”
  • “ have you ever cheated, or been cheated on ?”
  • “ what is the most embarrassing thing in your room ?”
  • “ who have you loved, but they didn’t love you back ?”
  • “ is there something you have never told anyone ?”
  • “ when was the last time you cried ?”
  • “ how come you keep running away ?”
  • “ have you ever made someone cry ?”
  • “ if anything, what makes you hate a person ?”
  • “ what takes for you to fall in love, trust someone ?”
  • “ do you believe in true love ?”
  • “ what have you done that people would judge you most for doing ?”
  • “ do you regret letting me close ?”
  • “ is there someone you have a crush on ?”
  • “ what is the strangest place you have ever had sex ?”
  • “ tell me your most awkward date story ?”
  • “ do you ever get scared ?”
  • “ what do you really think of life ?”
  • add your own for further development.
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prokopetz

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

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krwzprtt

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

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When cats do this:

reblog if you agree

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bunney

im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll

why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?

shut the hell your mouth