*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee
i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’
*phone vibrates while sitting on it*
Awesome
(via bl-ossomed)
when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
“I want your fingers to linger on my skin I don’t care if your fingernails dig in so deep they get tangled in my veins and I won’t mind if you tear out my flesh with your bare hands. When the bleeding won’t stop and I struggle to catch my breath I’ll thank you for holding my hand”






