I sure seem to be popular
I sure get a lot of follows for somebody who barely posts anymore. And such interesting usernames! (Seriously, where are all these bots coming from?)
inthegrandscheme-deactivated202
Found this incredible review for a maid outfit on Amazon yesterday
BARBIE (2023) teaser trailer / 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY (1968)
“Jolene"
Your beauty is beyond compare
I shudder from your Eldritch stare
With scaly skin and fins of emerald green
Why would you leave this gem in the tags
jaidefinichon
scotchtapeofficial
theyre happy to see each other
e4knee
when you find a friend in a video game with no chat function
I just had to draw them
The Best And Worst of XMAS HELL, Volume 1
The tradition continues--unfortunately.
Over the years that I've been curating rare and unconventional holiday music, I found myself sorting some songs into a "Best Of" folder, and some of them into a "Worst Of" folder. This set is mix of both. Mostly "Best Of," but these things are subjective.
Pop, hip-hop, goth, punk, metal, noise, and [unmentionable] are yours for your Christmastime listening "pleasure."
Features music by DEVO, The Weather Girls, Cyndi Lauper, The Killers, Lil Jon, Yello, Butthole Surfers, Tenacious D, Ronnie James Dio, Merzbow, and many more!
WARNING: Not Safe For Work.* May contain sex, theft, greed, depression, alcohol, drugs, death, violence, mayhem, cannibalism, blasphemy, destruction, cosmic horror, existential terror, and naughtiness in general.
DISCLAIMER: The lyrical content of this mix does not necessarily reflect my personal views. Especially that one song.
NOTICE TO LITTLE DRUMMER BOY CHALLENGE PARTICIPANTS: Do not listen to the final track before Christmas Eve.
*If this is safe for your workplace, I'm not sure I want to know your occupation, despite my morbid curiosity.
giraffodill-deactivated20180513
stealthboy
couldn’t resist adding the rest
speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood
Forbidden nesquik
Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress.
IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.
That being said, plants love it!
genderdeath
why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached
I have seven words that will destroy every Saw fan in a five mile radius and I'm about to share them
There's an evangelical Christian version of Saw
Roddy Piper of They Live (1988) and World Wrestling Federation fame is in it
Okay sorry to out y'all's tags, but I'm ugly cry-laughing over here over these comments:
And here's the summary for people who would like to know and not waste precious moments of their mortal lives on this:
Apparently the reason they stopped being friends (according to further notes) is that the one guy stopped going to church.
all hail william the werewolf, proto-enby
Diversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei
the thing twitter has over tumblr is the ability to have handles next to your url which is especially good in the case of environmental storytelling, for example the person that tweeted something like "every time a gay person [does something nonserious] I go to chick fil a" as an obvious joke and their handle in the screenshot was "[name] the GAY IM GAY" you really cant get that level of storytelling here
This is the one