Funetics

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"what the fuck goes on in splatoon" "what the hell is splatoon about" splatoon is about how the past inexorably affects the present. it's about gay little fish. it's about the power of self-expression. it's about terrible ocean puns. its post-apocalyptic fiction. one of the weapons is a bathtub called the Bloblobber. it's metal gear solid for kids. most of all it is about painting the ground a whole lot

Give him the stick

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hate and violence on planet earth

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

i been gamin’

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

the legend of Orlando Bloom’s broken rib

Dominic absolutely roasting Orlando gives me life

Also Viggo explaining that Orlando is just a delicate ELF sbcjsnxjxs THE BOND OF THESE GUYS IS EVERYTHJBG.

*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*

don't bother me i'm fucking stanced

two best friends eating fruits? priceless 

The 1922 German release poster for Nosferatu.

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im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

yes yes. this horse is a family heirloom it’s the belonging of a friend. it was given to us with the request treat him well, please, we’re really very fond of him and we did. we don’t know why our friends were so fond of him but does it matter? he’s ours now. we love him just as much. we love him with all their love.

yo mr white did you hear this shit? they say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the high king. Fuckin' shouted his ass apart