Sketch CM for @atukanuva of their OC Celine! 🦊🧡

same people

swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts

Today's youth's blind trust on the internet genuinely terrifies me.

That starts with their reliance on carrds. For one, the inherent acceptance that what is said in those carrds is all true. As though nobody would ever lie about their age or gender or anything else, especially when that person is trying to prey on minors. They won't put "34 | real life pedo man | interested in little girls" into their carrds, they're more likely claiming to be a fellow 13 year old girl and thanks to your tumblr blog, they know exactly what you like so they know how to open a conversation with you. Which brings me to the other bad side of carrds; minors being so trusting in strangers that they put all their own information right there for anyone to see like that's not predator bait.

But the bigger problem that brought me here is the purity cult brainwashing that makes minors think that adults should be policed in fandom and the implications this has on minors.

To be allowed to engage with certain things, you first have to disclose whether you are a minor or an adult and if you're an adult, you have to disclose why you engage with it.

You may be excused if you do it to deal with a personal trauma. So please disclose your personal trauma; teaching kids that they should share their personal trauma with strangers too.

But if you just enjoy it as porn, that's disgusting and forbidden.

Might I note the utter lack of self awareness here, because quite frankly I find it much more concerning and disgusting that you spend so much time thinking about adults masturbating and what they are masturbating about. The irony of them sexualizing real actual people, while shaming those people for sexualizing fictional characters. That is so creepy and disturbing. When I was a teen, I just consumed the smut myself, I didn't waste my time wondering if the author is an adult and thinking about them getting off to that fic I just read.

Let's put the act of trying to police adults aside for a second to focus on the blind trust angle here too. You operate on the assumption that the author will tell you truthfully if they are a minor or an adult and then further you trust that they will be honest about their trauma or porn intention.

All adults annoyed by the purity cult could just start pretending to be 14 year old trauma survivors, just to get some peace amd quiet about this bullshit. What are you going to do, demand a copy of their ID and a signed letter from their therapist?

It is literally impossible to police who engages with fandom and how or why they engage with it. The assumption that you can is false because it relies on a non existing honesty. But there are impressionable minors, who get thaught that adults doing x is wrong and need to be policed so it's important that everyone discloses age, gender and personal trauma, to determine who the Nasty Adults are. And in youthful naivity - and I don't mean that as an insult; young people inherently trusting someone who projects themselves as an authority figure is how most societies work - they will disclose these things honestly and then consequently assume others will too.

Kids these days grow up in an internet culture that's trying to breed too much blind trust in the words of strangers while also teaching them to trust blindly by disclosing too much information themselves.

And that is completely terrifying to me, because your set goal of keeping creeps at bay is not just not met, you are laying all the information real creeps need right out for them and make yourselves easy prey.

this makes me! so happy! fanfic isn’t something embarrassing! it’s this awesome world of new endings, AUs, character dives, “what ifs?” and even more!

may i share with you the best video on the internet

Hardware store saturday

1999-2003 Renault Scénic

@cat-identifier identify the car cat if you feel like it

Phenotype: black mackerel tabby shorthair with <50% white

This does feel like the kind of cat that would be a mechanic.

Breed: Likely random-bred

Interesting Features: wrench

wronch,,,

Hot head

Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

"Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas"

POP UP PARADE Bridget STRIVE BLACK ver. (Max Factory).

hey i made this small dumb comic about my gay OCs! it was my first time doing one, so i think i learned a lot. i hope you like it! i’ll try to make more comics in the future, especially with these characters.

this thing is a type of animal

NOOOOOOOOOO

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

checkmate athiests

fluffye

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

Tags via @jenroses

okay but wolves were like the first dogs what do you mean

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