Accurate Descriptions of Instruments
Piccolos: no.
Flutes: what you are y'all like some of y'all are really weird and some of you guys are walking goddesses
Oboes: duck sounds, and tuning issues. also chill out ur not oboe god
Clarinets:SHADY AS HELL????? AT EACHOTHERS THROATS LIKE 24/7
Saxophones: You guys are really full of yourselves or emo.
Tenor saxophones:Weird. Wierdos.
Bari Saxophones:Even weirder than the tenors believe it or not
Bassoons:Either lil shits or angels blessed from the high heavens no in between
Bass Clarinets: Emo nerds. That's it.
Trumpets:The big ego thing is not a lie, you either know it or you are in denial.
French Horns:toot toot. hon hon hon baguette.
Trombones:A giant cult. Laughs at fart jokes, god complex.
Euphoniums: Y'all are fucking weird as hell.
Tubas: big toot
Percussion: sex jokes and rim shots