unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades
this one is SOOOO good thank for you sharing. im going to be thinking about po’s honda civic too now
"boohoo our s*xyman is voiced by the Iceage sloth"— well I for one appreciate all the hard work John Leguizamo put into single handedly wrestling Lin Manuel Miranda out of that recording booth to prevent him from voicing Bruno.
"Orlando the Marmalade Cat Under a Starry Sky". Kathleen Hale. (1898 – 2000)
yo mr. white do you sense the unspeakable tragedy and horror deep within the foundation of everything we’re doing
James Avati The best thing that ever happened
True manpain is when you were going to bring a tea cosy to your picnic but you forgot and now you’ve burned your foot on the hot metal teapot and it’s your own damn fault for being such an absent-minded fool.
hello, walter white. before you is the bad. you have 5 minutes to break it or else it will be you, who is broken. im jigsaw
Happy one month anniversary to this masterpiece
Pretty flower I found next to my hydrangeas this morning. Anyone know what it is? https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc2lO5Qru0FM186Vfx5dUet0ClA65LE212GPlU0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=












