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This will forever be funny af to me.

Bucky at his serious job vs Bucky doing illegal shit

awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

david corenswet quoting fezzik from the princess bride, i'm sorry but he's bewitched and enchanted me

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

this on the bedspread

This as every wallpaper

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

so you’ve fallen in love with an under appreciated actor with a terrible filmography: a memoir

#my last two brain cells hanging on for dear life

you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?

me staring at the search bar trying to decide which fictional man I’ll read about tonight:

since some of you do not understand sports, here once again:

my team does it: GOOD

your stupid little team does it: SHITE

You can detox from social media and still use tumblr the same way some people can be sober and still smoke weed you just have to use it therapeutically

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me

if dean wasnt dean and he watched supernatural he would be like. dean and cas are gay. and ik this bc he thinks bert and ernie are gay