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stupid fucking slut hour
happy stupid fucking slut sunday
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There is a certain point where it becomes “I turn right at the place where I turn right, then take the shortcut which I know about, then left where I turn left. Yes, I’m sure all of these things have proper names but I don’t recall what they are. The only landmarks I remember are places which were torn down decades ago.”
did y'all hear about how they hadn't been testing period products with blood but with SALINE or WATER until THE FIRST STUDY DONE WITH BLOOD CAME OUT SEVEN DAYS AGO?!!?? AND THUS REVEALED THAT MOST PERIOD PRODUCTS ARE NOT ACTUALLY AS ABSORBENT AS THEY CLAIM??????
In a dull, bored monotone: I am shocked
Hey @staff just wondering did any of you ever study web design
Just feels like you're intentionally making the desktop interface an inhospitable place in order to drive users toward the app or off the site entirely. Is that what you were going for? If so good job I guess.
Wouldn't it be nice.
A better world is possible. I even kept some ad space for you.
Can y'all hire public relations or something too because this is ridiculous 🤨
i knowwww this whole thing is over dead but this did literally make me laugh. like ov all the things to happen to someone imagine this happening to you lol
happy week of birthdays to everyone else whos parents also did the nasty on new years eve
we here at staff noticed you all hated and didn't use this feature at all and in fact were asking for a permanent way to mute it. so we made it non optional ❤️ happy labor day ❤️
This is what happens when Wall St and private equity [BlackRock, Vanguard] manipulate the housing market for their portfolio profits, not your housing needs.
#ItsTheSameHouse
LMFAO THEY UPDATED IT TO 30 DAYS JUST MAKE IT PERMANENT YOU GOONS
... the tab is still there.
Because they changed the wording to "on your dashboard", it only snoozes the things you can tap on WITHIN thr dashboard properly. The tab on the bottom bar is still there.
With this giant fucking blue "NEW" bullshit that hasn't been true for months.
Well. I finally have a reason to delete the app and stay exclusively browser-based, you pissants.
For those with uBlock Origin on browser, open up uBlock's dashboard (gear icon) and add the following
www.tumblr.com##li.g8SYn.IYrO9[title="Explore"] www.tumblr.com##li.g8SYn.IYrO9[title="Live"] www.tumblr.com##li.g8SYn.IYrO9[title="Tumblr Mart"] www.tumblr.com##li.g8SYn.IYrO9[title="Get a domain"] www.tumblr.com##li.g8SYn.IYrO9[title="Go Ad-Free"] www.tumblr.com##div.MNkkC:has([href="/dashboard/stuff_for_you"]) www.tumblr.com##div.EiXnY.wQ2Ma www.tumblr.com##h1.YkQj_.hF8Wr www.tumblr.com##ul.f_zsT.PwJi6 www.tumblr.com##a.ZyGTE.I_SFh www.tumblr.com##div.oNZY7
This should zap all the cruft and garbage Tumblr's been forcing into the UI, including and especially Live.
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
In the early 70s Sesame Street was created with an eye towards educating poor, inner-city children for free, and became a massive hit with all children. In 2016, faced with going off the air forever after facing conservative efforts to destroy public broadcasting since basically its beginning, new episodes became a timed exclusive for premium cable network HBO. In 2022 HBO Max, newly merged with and taken over by reality TV channel Discovery, removed Sesame Street episodes and spin-offs from streaming as a tax write-off and scheme to avoid paying residuals.
Sesame Street's official YouTube channel is uploading the episodes for free, btw. A lot of creators are rebelling against this bullshit.
As always, America, PBS has you and your kids' backs.
I also want to put in a plug for the American Archive of Public Broadcasting, spearheaded by GBH in Boston to preserve and make available public funded programming from around the country. More than 7000 public television and radio programs are available to stream through the website, with more than 40000 hours of programming archived and available to researchers and educators through the Library of Congress and GBH itself.
2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
For those who are like- huh… here’s a translation
1) Be funny/ continue the online joke: persona you are conveying ( Think Gorbachev)
2) Have sex/fuck someone ( It is specifying say straight sex but we can ignore that part on tumblr)
3) Partake in self care
STRAIGHT SEX? IM TALKING ABOUT MAKING THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS, RIVALING PROMETHEUS IN HIS IDEA TO BREATHE LIFE INTO CLAY. IM TALKING ABOUT TRANSFORMING YOUR BODY IN YOUR IMAGE TO MAKE IT TASTE SWEETER, LIKE WATER INTO WINE. IM TALKING ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES AND CREATING SOMETHING NEW, TO FINISH WHAT THE COWARD FRANKENSTEIN NEVER TRULY STARTED.
STRAIGHT SEX??????
let’s not leave out any of the unfettered rage
