u ok homie?
<3 (:
canon vs fanon heart is so fuckin crazy
fanon heart is all "I'm innocent babby... I accidentally shoot bc I'm too babby to use a gumn :(" meanwhile canon heart is grabbing the ukelele,,,
(hi.)
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 5th Anniversary, all you bitch ass motherfuckers
the-rogue-robin
Okay so my favorite thing about this that kinda gets lost in translation is that the word ガーリックトースト is read as “gaarikku tousuto” which means the final お is just an extension of the last sound
TL;DR In English this tweet would just be
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GARLIC TOASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Someone needs to take care of Lightweaver's loose dog
sorry what
aegipan-omnicorn
That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:
(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])
alys-yeet-dot-beep
THE TIME HAS COME
lumistar
he is here
tiredcoffeebeanthings
Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT
REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S
bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon
Hey did you guys know I love worldbuilding
If you are able to do more than one character, could you do the triple cone champions from cookie run? (Capsaicin, Kouign-Amann and Prune Juice)
If not then you can just do Capsaicin
reblog this if you think the toggle for tumblr live should be permanent instead of a 7-day snooze
trying to prove something to @staff
User hostile UI design is why I left Instagram for tumblr, don’t let the UI become awful here too
There is no reason "don't show me this thing" should be temporary, for any aspect of the UI.
- When I set my dash to pages instead of infinite scroll, I don't have to reset it every week.
- When I set my dash to not show "recommended posts," I don't have to reset that.
- When I pick a color theme, it doesn't revert to the default setting once a week.
Tumblr Live should be no different. People who don't want it, should not have to keep saying so.
AND when the toggle switch says "snooze," it should be OFF. You shouldn't have to turn it ON and then BACK OFF to snooze it.
Another G1 for sale! Crocodile Skink, Thistle Flair, Antique Glimmer, and an accompanying art piece with an anthro design. Thought that’d be a fun thing to try out. And I was right!
Bump! If you’d rather pay with treasure or a mix of currency, just let me know and we can work something out!
This is Kieran, he is not a gen 1, however
Kieran is 9 years old (born 24th of january 2014)
Kieran has a permababy scroll applied to him as well as Dark Sclera eyes.
His colours are black/obsidian/blood
And Kieran is for sale.
I can hold or do a mixed payment too!
Lowered his price!
Last week of sale for him!
I’m cryinnnnnn I finally finished them all! Some of them I think I could make better but I like it a lot! Still some cards need to be edited but I’ll do it after little break
Thank you so much for supporting me with this project! It was a lot of fun and I’m glad you like it that much!
If you still interested in buying them please dm me! Notice please that I don’t know how much it’ll be cost so I’m just taking preorders and I’ll print exact number of decks that I’ll receive.
NOT an April Fools' Joke:
I will accept half off the AH price of all dragons shown on this page.
First two rows are all gen ones. Last row is one cute, rare-coloured coatl, and then all lore gen 2s.
Oh right, a bunch have art. Scroll over their taglines, the ones that do have it mentioned there.
I should have made it clearer what the prices were.
Here they are.
There! Post your un and the dragon you want here or just heckin cr me
Are you taking half price for Aster? I don’t see an ‘x price today’ addition, so I wanted to double check!