You don’t fuckle with shuckle
the world’s tiniest librarian
sir….
Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use
The trifecta
if you mix them together and drink it you immediately grow a second body
happy hallowed ween from your local potion seller……
second potion is an old commission for @vzmp i reuploaded because i messed up the formatting the first time and it’s been bugging me for ages
meow-the-betelgeusian
i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture
Source: instagram.com
i looked through some of the catholic blogs that have been in my notes and who all they reblog from. do y'all want to see the worst opinions in the world
twasnt a question
i'm sitting here trying to make fun of this person but nothing I could say could possibly be more scathing than just showing this screenshot with no comment.
yeah, fuck Louis Pasteur, the world was better before the fucking. germ theory of disease
louis pasteur, who discovered the cause of anthrax and invented the rabies vaccine. louis pasteur, who popularized doctors washing their hands
They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it
It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly
girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023
shadow the hedgehog is ok for vegetarians to kill and eat because he is synthetic and not organic you could eat him hes like an impossible burger
would you eat your teddy bear? your teddy who has been with you through thick and thin? now what if your teddy started doing some sick ass knife tricks, would you eat him then? your best friend?
more of botw link’s personality because i didnt feel my last post on it was the cream of the crop. hes so funny
nervoushiccup-deactivated201508
I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
hey
you know what sounds good
a sandwich
Y'all forgetting the OG
The above post is not the OG.
The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.
Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…
someone stole our fucking meme! can’t have shit in Cincinnati
The Many Emotions of Being a Rhinoceros-Themed Supervillain
1. Apathy
2. Mirth
3. Consternation
4. What… Whatever This Is
5. Indignation
6. Contentedness
7. Mud-Based Frustration
8. Sleepiness
9. Pure-ish Joy
10. Rage
11. More Rage
12. Even More Rage On Top Of That
Admittedly, said rages are disproportionately represented… but it’s a pretty fair response when you’re a grown adult in a rhinoceros costume.
i didn’t need to be reminded of #4 but y’all just had to reblog it back into my activity feed didn’t you
–Colin
