No I just want to take a second to appreciate how this was Gabriel's actual fucking plan.
fans will be like "'I'm in the fly' lol, I'm sure you are!"
My brothers in Christ, Gabriel doesn't even understand basic human conception, and Bealzabub's idea of intimacy is touching pinkies. These two think sex is a type of cake.
Trouble in the 1800's - Good Omens
The next time we see them together Crowley asks for holy water. What did they do to the poor dear?
the way posts like this from the official socials of good omens aren't even baiting us anymore they're literally just marketing the real and canon love story that is textual in the show itself is something my brain simply cannot come to terms with I was just about to get angry at this and then I remembered oh yea that's actually canon they can say shit like that now with no ulterior motive. I keep asking this but legitimately how the fuck did we get here how the hell did we survive long enough to live in a world where this is the norm. I don't think I'm ever gonna get used to it
Aziraphele: Oh Crowley...nothing lasts forever
Agnes Nutter In her cottage circa 1600: HE SAID WHAT
Also what the fuck was the im sorry dance. They really just did that and there was no further context. One of them said "do a silly little jig for my forgiveness" one day and they both just. Committed. What is wrong with them I wanna study them under a microscope
The first date of the I’m sorry dance was in 1650, when the puritans were in charge. It would be so like Aziraphale to have supported the puritans because “they’re doing good” only to realise wait, they stopped theatre and Crowley just standing there grinning.
“Very well, you were right, they are dreadful.”
“Not good enough, angel.”
“What? I said you were right.”
“Not good enough. Do it again. With a little dance.”
“Crowley, you can’t be serious.”
“With. A little. Dance.”
I just realized there's a very solid chance Nina saw Aziraphale and Crowley talk in front of their Crowley's car and heard Aziraphale say "The bookshop is my shop but... we both get plenty of use out of it don't we?" and immediately assumed that they were spending their days having wild sex in the bookshop and something about that is very funny to me
neil gaiman being the original ineffable bureaucracy shipper is so funny because imagine watching a show and thinking 'i really want those two characters who had 5minutes of screen time together to kiss' and then realising 'wait i have the power to do that'
fucked up that Aziraphale has so much religious trauma he can't even hold hands with his boyfriend without tearing reality asunder while rectangular-headed and even more rectangular-brained Gabriel is so empty headed that he gets to go get pegged happily by a demon for eternity but I guess the Jon Hamms of the world always win huh
Satan: *shoves a bag of souls to Almighty* you were right, you were right, I was wrong, you were right.
Almighty: Obviously, as always. What is it this time?
Satan: an angel and a demon really did end up in love, admitted it before themselves, each other and before archangels and demons. They refused to take any side and proclaimed they treasure each other more, than they did Heaven and Hell. They are on a honeymoon now.
Almighty: oh thank Me, Aziraphale and Crowley finally did it.
Satan: what? No, I was talking about Gabriel and Beelzebub.
Almighty:
Almighty, who didn't look at Earth since Armagedidn't: what the fuck
obsessed with the idea of the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale arc ending not because he’s demoted, or quits, or escapes, but because he’s just so annoying The Metatron is like jesus christ i can’t keep doing this anymore
the way i watched through the whole credits waiting for aziraphale to go back
I both love and hate that in the middle of Aziraphale and Crowley's doing the slowest possible slow burn that ever burned in the entire history of that trope
Gabriel and Beezlebub do a fucking speed run of Enemies to lovers
Ineffable Husbands: 6000+ years of pining and heartache and denial and yearning and a so close but still not able to be together but if they only could ....
Ineffable Bureaucracy: married faster then you can spit
It's fantastic and perfect and I hate it
Neil Gaiman: "in season 2 the fan-favorite angel/demon couple will fall in love, overcome great adversity, and eventually defy heaven and hell to run off together to the stars :)"
Fans: "cool! I can't wait, does Aziraphale confess first or does Crowley?'
Neil, holding Gabriel and Beelzebub figures and making them kiss: "Does who do what now?"
Neil Gaiman opening his Tumblr inbox the morning after Good Omens season two dropped like
rip to everyone upset about the ending of good omens s2 but im diffeerent. neil gaiman look at me i want it to get worse. i want crowley and aziraphale to be absolutely miserable in the beginning of season 3. i want aziraphale to crawl under his desk and cry every three minutes. i want crowley to lock himself into the bentley and listen to hozier and to see someone eating and start bawling immediately because it reminds him of aziraphale