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Boned Like a Saint With the Consciousness of a Snake

@atomicvikings / atomicvikings.tumblr.com

Welcome to prime time, bitch. 32 year old screenwriter/current barista. Movies, cartoons, internet nonsense, and occasional musings lie beyond.

Being like 80% over a crush is just very weird, because I’m not even that into them anymore, but I’m still highly suggestable to their recommendations and I still get a little flutter when I see them during the Zoom meeting. Very unwanted feelings. They’re not clearing out fast enough. 

And I just went through and deleted a bunch of dating apps, because the universe is conspiring against me by giving me few to zero matches during The Crush. Like I’ve never had such bad luck talking to people, except when I’m actually interested in a friend I don’t want to be interested in. 

Happy pride month to:

  • Lesbians who are boys who are also girls
  • Lesbians whose gender is lesbian
  • All trans women
  • Nonbinary people who are in a constant state of mental torment because they can't decide if they want to transition or not
  • Boys who are girls
  • People who identify as transsexual
  • The trans girl who hacked the no fly list
  • Alucard from Castlevania

“Did I do something wrong? You haven’t liked any of my tweets in over a week!” 

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!