Geek Gasm

Luz coming out to Eda like

Inspired by this tweet:

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

Just pronouns in general

Are- are you trying to tell me "no one" is a pronoun? Is that what this is saying??

Yes

So if I choose to go by nobody/no one are those nemo-pronouns

i see through your tricks, odysseus

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

A comedy in two short parts.

For anyone confused

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

chaotic evil

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

look at me and tell me these earrings aren’t clip-ons

these ones are stickers and he’s using magic to make the dangly pieces float

Help, I’ve fallen down due to the feels produced by this one video and I cannot get up.

I’m rewatching this and the reason I love it because this shows how seeing someone like you can help you exponentially. This little boy, he’s two, and he can’t comprehend a lot of things but he can comprehend that Blake Leeper is like him. That means he is not alone, there is someone like him.

Shit I might cry now

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

This explains a lot about my lack of asking for help when I clearly need it

Don’t forget the fact that asking for help carries the risk of someone expressing mild disappointment in your inabilities, which will cause you to shut down for 5 to 7 working days.

Absolutely every single one of these

how toph picks clothes

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i have a fun headcanon that the gaang describes colours of clothes to toph (not that she cares much to begin with lol, only if she asks) as expiriences!

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THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

Someone: How was your day

Me: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

You all have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post!!! I’m so happy to see it again! It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint. Holy shit thank you so much, Internet, I love you!!!

cool bell dude. who does it toll for

oh man this is awkward