i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends
and your eyesight
not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened
I’m most concerned that you lost your Led Zeppelin shirt. What happened?
blast from the past
this is probably my favorite trend right now
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
everything love♥ (source)
No one before Bernini had managed to make marble so carnal. In his nimble hands it would flatter and stream, quiver and sweat. His figures weep and shout, their torses twist and run, and arch themselves in spasms of intense sensation. He could, like an alchemist, change one material into another - marble into trees, leaves, hair, and, of course, flesh. - Simon Schama’s Power of Art. Bernini
