Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round Two B

Submitter’s propaganda under the cut

Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round Two A

Submitter’s propaganda under the cut

Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round Two A

Submitter’s propaganda under the cut

Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round Two A

Submitter’s propaganda under the cut

Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round Two A

Submitter’s propaganda under the cut

some sort of love poem

This is the wildest result of one of my comics becoming popular I feel rabid

was just gonna reblog this bomb ass comic again bc it's a mood but the author's addition is hilarious. this is why your english teachers taught you to find meaning in a text

Musical Theatre Song Contest: Round Two B

Submitter’s propaganda under the cut

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

a year ago today, I stopped in the toy section of Target and made an extremely good decision about purchasing a plastic dinosaur with my adult money.

HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY, WEXTER!

now, like we practiced.

eASy,,,,

happy birthday Wex, here’s hoping our next year is

TOTALLY JAWSOME

creature fact: you have just been bited

excuse me

OH. can’t believe I forgot about such an important part of art history my apologies

Your daily dose of cat memes

Hahahahh me explaining to my mutuals why they should go sleep early while it is okay for me to stay up. :))

No

The debate of all time

If you don't like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along

Please rb if you vote

i love you nonbinary people named sock and leaf and twig and shoe and fucking microwave for all i care i love you nonbinary people with weird names i love you nonbinaries who can give themselves names they love and put up with people giving them shit for naming themselves frog i love you self confidence i love you

I sat with a crying second grader today. (The age range is outside my wheelhouse but I was the most convenient adult.) He was crying, the other adults said, because his brother took a phone he was playing on. “Phone addicted,” everybody said. “If he would get up and play games with the other kids he wouldn’t be crying.”

He told me everyone lets his brother take things from him because his brother is younger, and doesn’t know better. He told me he doesn’t want to play because he’s tired, he has too many extracurriculars this summer and can’t get good sleep because “everyone in my camper is so loud when I’m trying to sleep.” He’s exhausted and only eight. His mom’s an acquaintance and told me she and the kid’s father are going through a separation — mom and four kids left the house to stay in a camper.

But people will seriously not listen to kids crying over seemingly minor things because on the surface it looks like a tantrum. If kids are given the space to articulate themselves they often will.

I’ve found that if a child is capable of having a conversation (that is, old enough to speak and express themselves, not injured or upset so badly that they literally cannot stop crying, and not behaving violently), then 90% of the time their reason for being upset is legitimate, or at least understandable.

Please remember that this also applies to teenagers and preteens, they might be acting like a knowitall who doesn’t give a shit, or a first class jerk, but chances are fair they feel like shit for one reason or another and adults just chalk it up to teenage angst instead

get 3 or more to win

🔲 Brush teeth

🔲 Pet animal

🔲 Draw something

🔲 Shower

🔲 Drink water

🔲 Cook something

🔲 Find a new song you like

if you win, you get to look at this really good clipart of a rhino I found

It's hidden in the keep reading tab. DO NOT look at this rhino unless you have successfully done 3 or more tasks

☻ promote transgenderism ☻

newly available as a crop top!

If you don't respect straight trans men I'll kill you btw

I'll also kill you if you don't respect straight trans women

And if you don't respect straight nonbinary people I will kill you too

I'm sure by this point you can guess what I'll do if you don't respect straight genderfluid and multigender people

what if i don’t respect myself

Start respecting yourself. This is a threat

In seriousness, I know it's really hard to accept yourself as any flavor of queer, and straight trans is no exception. I still struggle with it a lot. It's part of why I post positivity so aggressively- the more I say how much straight trans folks deserve respect, the more I start to respect myself. Learning to respect yourself is a process, and I don't fault you for not being there yet. Just try, that's really all the advice I can give.