how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy

— George Saunders

This shit used to hurt me so much. Now when I go shopping I don’t even touch shit unless I know I want it lol cus I know that pain

i’m that person you see folding something and putting it back after i’ve looked at it lol

^^^ And if I can’t fold it back perfectly they’re gonna at least see that I tried.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

All.of.this

Worked in retail almost half a decade, and let me tell y'all this is daily, not just Black Friday or summer sales.

I’ve had people look me straight in the eyes while they knock over a perfectly folded stack of shirts off a table so they could put down their Starbucks cup. People leave food, drinks, diapers, used pads and bandages, even one time an actual syringe on tables.

I’ve had people destroy entire displays and complain about how dirty and “why don’t employees respect their own store” while I was directly next to them frantically trying to fix what they, themselves, just messed up.

This shit is so ingrained in me now that I fixed displays while on vacation in Disney World for a full half hour.

And before anyone says anything, no, actually picking up after grown adults that should know better, it actually isn’t my job to clean up after you all day. We have customer service, check for product, work the registers, keep the bathrooms clean, deal with angry customers, try to prevent shop lifting, and keep the store running. Recovery (fixing displays) is supposed to be low on our list because people aren’t supposed to be selfish shitheads. If you wouldn’t destroy your friend’s house, don’t destroy retail shops.

I’ve literally had people ask me if I work at several stores before because I’m cleaning up after myself??? like they are asking me for help and I’m like “idk I don’t work here” then they are like “then why are you cleaning?”

It’s,,, basic manners,,, to clean after yourself,,, what is wrong with people,,,

Don’t even trip when you get cut off or cut someone off. Keep that “it was nice while it lasted, but it was nice to know you” energy & move on.

Touch my girl and i will throw you into hell

— Unknown

mac miller dies of an overdose and of course people decide to pin it on ariana grande. when will people give this woman a break? why is she apparently responsible for every man’s bad actions? 

man sexually assaults ariana grande: “its because her dress is too short!” 

man dies of an overdose: “its because he was heartbroken by her!” 

blaming women for things that they have no control over is blatantly misogyny

man bombs an arena after ariana’s performance, killing 22 people: “it’s because her outfits are too revealing”

Men will literally scramble, will literally trip over themselves to blame the nearest woman for a male’s actions. What’s wrong, do they think males are stupid infants who can’t be held accountable for their own actions and can never be as mature as women?

You are allowed to grieve the years you lost to mental illness. You’re allowed to be mad that it happened to you. You’re allowed to pine after the person you might have been had it been different. But don’t let that get in the way of your growing into your new self and following a wholly new path for your life.

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

@woofgender

— Lana Del Rey,

She’s beautiful

Adorable <3 

Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.