ME: so this is the 21st century CAVEMAN: i don't know what either of those words mean but okay ME: it'd take a while to explain. we've solved many problems that used to consume a lot of your time CAVEMAN: oh, so you've figured out why we're all here and what it all means and you've got nothing left to do but watch the sun go down and go back up again like a corpse ME: god no. We don't know any of that shit and we have like an average of half an hour of free time per day and we spend most of it worrying about shit other people say about us CAVEMAN: I'm going to draw you as a notoriously stupid animal on the wall of a cave ME: We have that too. It's called wojaks
Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards
Alternatively - come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.
cowards
Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.
Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.
IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$
what you guys don't know about me is that i'm very rich and buttery
new tag game: people who don’t have anime profile pics, if you had to pick one rn what would it be
It's 2023 and this joke is still somehow even funnier than ever.








