why dont they teach our kids somethibg useful in schools like how to make youtube poops or speedrunning dark souls
at least there’s fucking friends. at least there’s people who love you in this godforsaken world
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
There once was a man from Verdun
There once was a man from the sticks Whose limericks stopped at line six. They were fine till line five Then they took quite a dive — But the problem is easy to fix If you just ignore the last line, it doesn't even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I've really lost control of this thing I'm so sorry...
There once was a man
From Cork who got limericks
And haiku confused.
There once was a man from the sticks
Who liked to compose limericks
But he failed at the sport
Because he wrote them too short
There once was a fellow named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, He replied, "Yes, I know-- It's because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
What the fuck so I’m reading this old novel called Dracula or some gay shit like that and I shit you not it’s just the plot of morbius. Like he morbs and everything
Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.
FMK: the Father, the Son, the Holy Ghost
Fuck: The Father (just for variety)
Marry: The Holy Ghost (matches my sense of humor, and it'd be interesting to learn all his weird lore)
Kill: The Son (based on conventional wisdom)
Who up owing their life to a six inch layerof top soil and the fact that it rains
Genuinely surprised at how many people don't make the connection between the platonic elements and states of matter.
Earth = Solid
Water = Liquid
Air = Gas
Fire = Plasma
"CT they wouldn't have known what a plasma was" they didn't know what a gas was either. That's the whole point. They're observing the same physical phenomena we are, but they don't have the body of knowledge that we do.
what about supercritical fluids, degenerate matter, bose-einstein condensates, fermi condensates, quark-gluon plasma, and colour-glass condensates, though?
Plato didn't write about those because his brain was tiny and shrivelled like a raisin.
I saw this posted on reddit to a wholesome memes sub, and it was full of nothing but people being unnecessarily awful on a post trying to spread information about why these creatures are beautiful and worthy of living. (Interesting note: They don't need a reason to be allowed to live.) I got sick of trying to correct people on there who were more interested in hating wasps than hearing the truth.
Honestly, it's just exhausting sometimes.
Source: @shencomix - Thanks for helping to spread the word, buddy.
NO ANTI-WASP SENTIMENTS ON THIS POST
Wasps hunt ticks?? Thank you, wasps
Here's a beautiful wasp to add to the post...I took a picture of this guy chillin on a fence
when will somebody designed a birdfeeder shaped like prometheus where the birds eat out of where his liver will be
Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. "Hi, I'm Dave, and this is my dog, Dave" -- you just don't see that a lot.
Spinch is literally right here