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His name is Romeo

what if....they were ponies? i know crazy idea but hear me out

nakey vers to see their coat patterns

Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist

Women in STEM (Sleepiness, Time for bed, Extremely comfy sheets, Mattresses)

Glad it’s not just me

im like the guy in the infomercials they depict in black and white doing everything inefficiently and having a thousand tupperware containers fall on me when i open the cupboard

little blessing

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

I know "walkable cities" is considered a buzzword and urbanists are increasingly seen as preachy liberal wonks, but we're literally right. If you spend enough time in an American city outside the literal bubble of your car you will see people carrying groceries along the shoulders of freeways, running for their lives to cross a street, or waiting for an hour to catch a delayed bus. If you read local obituaries about pedestrian and cyclist fatalities, they're not white tech bros in spandex but people in redlined neighborhoods without proper sidewalks. You spend enough time trying to own the urbanist nerds and oops, you start condoning a status quo that is overtly cruel and racist.

every night is technically a slumber party with your cat. thank about that...

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

gay klingons:

lesbian klingons:

Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?

Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?

Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? 

Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?

Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.” 

This one of the best things I’ve ever read

Bisexual Klingons:

star trek heritage post (January 4th, 2020)

need me another lesbian Klingon to fight me for rights to top

need me another

lesbian Klingon to fight

me for rights to top

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

“So which one of you…. you know….” (mimes crushing a skull barehanded)

“So which one of you….

you know….” (mimes crushing a

skull barehanded)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It seems I may have underestimated the severity of the situation

I WAS WRONG OK

The Evening Sun, Hanover, Pennsylvania, September 9, 1948

you guys should really try talking to older people sometimes. like anyone over the age of forty. it would cure you i swear

family doesn't count. go to a local lutheran churches coffee hour and chat with the old ladies.

there's a shitton of reasons for this btw.

one, because a lot of young queer people have drawn an "us v them" line in their heads where it's "the queer community v anyone born before 2000" which is inherently harmful to older queer people

two, because a lot of the time, if you have anxiety for the future, talking to someone who went through it already helps. i felt like shit for not going to college until a sixty year old man with a doctorate told me it was the biggest waste of time on earth

three, because i refuse to believe most of you have ever spoken to anyone not completely poisoned by tiktok or twitter. touch grass and talk to someone who remembers pay phones

i desperately need like a canopy bed or a tent bed or an in-wall bed or something i need to be tucked in i need to be protected from the elements i need to be in a little hole in a den in a nest im just a prey animal trying to get by

do you get it or do you not know anything

Best day ever

(via)

going to the grocery store when youre 20 makes your receipt look like this:

subtotal:                                 18.34

and you think about the $5 one for the rest of the day

In 2019, I basically lived off of this pumpkin curry recipe I found. Rather than rice, I’d have it like a stew with potatoes and carrots, make a big batch and eat it for days. It was cheap as fuck. A can of store brand coconut milk was $1.79, a can of pumpkin or cubes of squash were about $1.50, a huge russet potato was like $.50, and all the curry spices were like $5 a jar up front and then those last forever.

I went to make that recipe a few weeks ago and the coconut milk was $3.99, the canned pumpkin was $3.99, a single potato cost me $1.29. Spices are like $11 a jar for the store brand, and they never go on sale.

My second go-to for low energy days is Annie’s aged cheddar box Mac, which my store would have for $.79 a box pretty regularly. It’s $1.99 now.

The worst thing is, working at the store, I can see cost info in our handhelds. The cost hasn’t increased ThAT much on our end. This is corporate greed.

In my department, the liquor store, I watch as the *good* bottom-shelf whiskey, Evan Williams White Label (its bottled in bond) retail shelf price increased from $13.99 to $21.99 since 2021. Guess what? Wholesale went from $9.70/unit when purchased as part of a 28 case order to $10.70, the same. The typical markup for alcohol is determined by dividing the unit cost by .7 rounded up, which gives us $13.99 at 9.70 and 15.99 at 10.70. They’re literally going for 110% margin on this item, while simultaneously shaking their fist at me for lower sales in my department.

They’re treating everything like a luxury commodity and have meetings to speculate as to why sales are down on everything.

Can someone in middle grocery management anonymously expose these corporate food robber barons with more of these examples, especially things that are not “luxuries” by any stretch?

I want us to see how much we’re being ripped off, so we can collectively do something about it.

Have another fake preview…

You guys are just encouraging me with these notes. 👀

I promised Twitter that if my tweet about this gets 300 retweets I’ll post another fake page. 👀

So, for anyone who remembers this old comic that started it all… I’ve made a GAME inspired by it!

🖤My free-to-play visual novel, “Phantom of the Black Rose Revue,” is now available!🖤 This nostalgic yuri game features 19 animated CGs, 13 original music tracks, and an introduction to the world, mysteries, and love interests of the Revue! 🖤

Signal boosts greatly appreciated, especially as this game is entered in the Spooktober Game Jam!