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ADOBE FLASH VIRUS VULNERABILITY FIXED

Recently there was a virus that exploits a vulnerability through Adobe Flash. You may have seen the post going around to tell you to disable Flash to keep your computer safe.

A patch has been released that fixes this vulnerability.

Update your Adobe Flash and make sure it’s version 18.0.0.203. Remember to spread the word so everybody can stop worrying about it!

*about supreme court legalizing same sex marriage*

on facebook: Go Supreme Court! It was a long time coming and I’m glad we’re taking this big step forward towards equality :)

on tumblr: SUCK THIS GAY ASS TEXAS!!!!!! WHOS LAUGHIGN NOW BITCH??????

shout out to the older gay population who had to live their whole lives never knowing if they’d ever see the day when america would start to look at them as real people. if you’re still with us, i hope you have solace. and to those who have already passed, you would have been so happy.

NEVER FORGET THAT IF PRESIDENT OBAMA HADN’T PUT JUSTICES ELENA KAGAN  AND SONIA SOTOMAYOR ON THE BENCH, WE WOULD NOT BE CELEBRATING TODAY. THE SPLIT OF THE VOTE WAS 5/4.

SONIA SOTOMAYOR REPRESENTING AS A PUERTO RICAN PRO-EQUAL RIGHTS WOMAN YES YES YES :’’’’) so proud

“Running of the interns outside the Supreme Court 6/26/2015″

LET ME FURTHER ELABORATE ON THE HILARITY OF THE BEST AMERICAN POLITICAL PRACTICE TO EXIST, “THE ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE INTERNS”: 

RECORDINGS ARE NOT ALLOWED INSIDE THE U.S. SUPREME COURT. SO WHEN A DECISION IS MADE, COPIES ARE HANDED TO MEMBERS OF THE PRESS INSIDE THE BUILDING IN A PRESS ROOM WHO THEN LEAVE THEIR ROOM TO HAND THE COPIES OF THE RULING TO THEIR INTERNS (WHO AREN’T ALLOWED INSIDE THE PRESS ROOM) 

(PICTURED: INTERNS FROM 2013, WAITING FOR THEIR RUN)

AND THEN THE INTERNS HAVE TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS WHILE THE JUSTICES ARE ANNOUNCING THEIR DECISION INSIDE THE COURTROOM ITSELF. 

SO THE INTERNS RUN THROUGH THE SUPREME COURT BUILDING FROM OUTSIDE THE PRESS ROOM TO OUTSIDE, ACROSS THE PAVED WALKWAYS, AND DOWN THE STAIRS OF THE COURTHOUSE AREA INTO THE BROADCASTING PRESS PEN IN THE STREET.

(A PREVIOUS YEAR’S INTERN RUN WINNER)

INTERNS ARE TOLD THEY MAY TO THROW SOME ELBOWS IF NECESSARY.

 AND ALL ARE RACING TO BE THE FIRST TO DELIVER THE COURT RULINGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE BROADCASTERS WHO ARE WAITING TO GO ON AIR

PICTURED IN FRONT IS YESTERDAY’S INTERN WINNER LAUREN WHO SAID SHE “JUST LIKED TO WIN” WHEN SHE PULLED CLEAR AHEAD TO DELIVER THE OBAMACARE RELATED DECISION. 

KEEP IN MIND THE DECISIONS READ ON THE BENCH ARE POSTED ONLINE A FEW MINUTES LATER SO THIS WHOLE PROCESS CURRENTLY EXISTS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO WAIT THAT LONG. 

TRULY A GREAT AND HILARIOUS AMERICAN TRADITION.