wife guy at large

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

I wish computers worked like they do in 80s cronenberg movies. Like you type in “WHATS WRONG WITH ME” and the computer says “50% BRUNDLE. 50% FLY”

“Bitter Snow,” by Robert & Shana ParkeHarrison

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

im like a cd player you can fuck

hey um bestie? what does this mean

im like a cd player you can fuck

I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

eh.

got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not any more” and walked off

awww its ok little guy [steps towards you with intent to harm]

i am not immune to the allure of a girl faggot

Ah *pulls off work boots, wipes brow* another successful day of procrastinating

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

Viable transgendered careers and why I cannot pursue them

Video essayist ❌ - cant read

Dj ❌ - only song I know is twinkle twinkle little star

Model ❌ - I’m too pretty it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls

Sad gitar singer ❌ - can’t spell gutar

Furry programmer ❌ - my hair is too thick and luscious to wear the cat ear headset

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that didn't exist before

anyway if you would like to read more genderized suitang have I got the fic for you. I mean do pay attention to the tags if that isn't your bag but the girls are perfect and in love and also hot

i have read tons of shit by weird straight people with frankly Bad opinions about gender and sexuality that i have ultimately found more compelling and insightful on those terms than almost anything sold on the Authenticity of its Representation. the purpose of art about queer people should not be to serve as a brand ambassadorship program to the straight world tbh

sure there are some aspects of queer experience a cishet creative is never going to be able to capture. so what. there are aspects of queerness that queer people can't capture. every human being is the accumulated residue of a million interactions and the locus of a thousand processes of social relations and if you cannot extract meaning and value from a text unless it is mirroring the details of your life back at you then your reading method is solipsistic to the point of being self defeating sorry