hang on I gotta post something two weeks late and in poor taste
share to kill a policeman with hammers 👮♀️🔨
share to kill a policeman with hammers 👮♀️🔨
share to kill a policeman with hammers 👮♀️🔨
wait a second -
MOBY BARBIE??? IN MY BARBIE MOVIE????
the cowards wouldnt say Barbie Dick
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yall i just realized the middle guy is Riz Ahmed I remember seeing this post fucking three years ago wtf
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So I was doing some research and this fb thing was posted in 2013
and Riz Ahmed didn’t burst onto the Hollywood scene until 2014 with Nightcrawler (I know he was steadily working in England but I’m talking about worldwide fame that only Hollywood brings)
ON TOP of that, he filmed The Night Of in 2012, but it didn’t get released until 2016. Which means in this photo he has already filmed the role that will earn him bank and an Emmy, but in his mind he’s still just a struggling artist who may never “make it”. This image has level 5,000 in power. BUt also it means he was famous before he was famous, and he probably didn’t even know it. What a Godamn STAR
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LIKE DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS THERE WAS FAN ART DRAWN OF HIM BEFORE THERE WAS FAN ART DRAWM OF HIM???
anime twunk slade in my adventures with superman is so funny to me and I think people who definitely do not read or think about deathstroke getting mad at it made me like it more lmao cause it made me realize a very silly detail
it’s a story about Clark starting out as Superman so everyone is younger than their comic counterparts. That means that this young, but still clearly Adult Man’s actual arch-nemesises are currently kindergarteners, still with their parents at the circus or a few years from turning green. Which. just very funny in general.
It also means, I realized, that he still has both eyes. This is Slade early in his mercenary career, seemingly post experimentation but pre eyeloss. Which is a very specific time period in his backstory that means he has a very funny trait for an edgy floppy-banged white-haired anime man:
He is currently married but (not by his choice) absolutely not going to stay that way.
it turns out about to be divorced is literally the funniest possible characteristic for a shonen villain to Me. I literally can’t stop calling him pre-divorce era Slade.
Oooo he’s edgy he’s dangerous he’s about to get shot in the face by his (absolutely justified) wife.
This man has at least one possibly two very young sons at home. He’s currently fighting Superman to avoid parenting. He is not going to get visitation rights and he Will be dodging child support payments.
Will they change it and make his eye related to Superman for narrative reasons, not covering his family stuff? I hope not but possibly. Until that happens though Schrödinger’s pathetic loser here having two eyes means his wife divorcing him is literally always impending.
ladies i hope u know that we as tumblr users will all be watching My Adventures With Superman this summer.
The fact that “Homo-Sexual Underground” is the most demanding research task in the whole of Disco Elysium when literally all it unlocks is a trait called “stopped obsessing about sexuality” and a single dialogue option allowing you to ask Kim whether he’s gay, which he perfunctorily confirms and then it literally never comes up again is indeed very funny, but I think folks are wrong about that being the funniest part of the whole affair.
No, the funniest part is that it does come up again, in the very last conversation of the game: if Kim is present, the above-cited exchange has occurred, and you follow the right dialogue options to discover that pre-amnesiac Harry was a gym teacher, Kim exclaims that this explains everything, and does not elaborate.
I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more.
This. This is that moment.
#honestly even though this is one of the best scripts there ever has been #that is the greatest line #it’s /groundbreaking/ in terms of how it frames vengeance quests; temptation beats; inigo as a comedic figure throughout the movie #you know because this is a happy book (film) that inigo will get his revenge #but will he get JUSTICE #will he get ABSOLUTION #will he get CATHARSIS #those are the things we don’t know #and that line sells it more than any of the previous scene (x)
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also:
nimona is actually so crazy like what if i cancelled the prime minister of a kingdom that's built on transphobic lies on youtube from my evil lair
Oh my god Wisconsin's governor just used a line item veto to secure school funding increases every year through 2425. He struck out a line so it now reads "through the 2023-2425 school year". He's allowed to do this lol
Coastal Dems: now we can't go too far now haha, we can't. We've got to be reasonable, you know, also eight of us might defect to the Republicans if you're mean to us
Midwest Dems in control of no legislative bodies:
i love blackout poetry
It's actually insane how much he got done with this bill. Some of these vetoes are insanely cool
This is how anime characters dance in the end credits after somebody they care about brutally dies
The three most prettiest girls you will EVER meet
her too. thank you
