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Star Trek is literally SO funny.
"We are going to go to the surface of an unknown plant to look for someone. We can take 6 people. These 6 people WILL include the Captain, the First Officer, the Head Engineer, and the Communications Officer. There are over 400 people on this starship btw."
And also Ensign Smith. Good luck, Ensign! I'm sure nothing bad will happen to you!
Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist
Losing it over some of y'all's tags btw Here's my favorites
and lastly.
good night
Going to the function and trying to impress everyone by correctly identifying all the planes flying over, i misidentify a 777 as an a330 and have to leave and cry in the car for 8 minutes then come back pretending to be my own twin
Sire, the woodland gnomes have pledged 10 apples to our cause
They’re talking about you guys
we didnt do shit he was just like that
Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it
putting a different country's flag on my lawn to make it harder for geoguesser players to guess where they are
"Lawn"
United States
this is a callout post for the white bellbird
This remains unbroken as the funniest video on TikTok
dropped my phone on my balls
my spell worked
the butchers knife fandom is really dyin out, reblog if you love cleavage
religious imagery is best when its used for gothic, vampiric, horror, or kinky shit
It's awfully sexy of Castlevania to say that the Catholic church as a human institution is susceptible to the same flaws and corruption as any other institution instead of the stock edgy "all religion is fake and god isnt real and I am very smart for thinking so" that it could have done.
Broke: "god isn't real and you are a stupid bishop"
Woke: "you make god puke"
“SHE WAS A WITCH”
“Lies? In your house of God?”
That was the absolute realest shit ever. Actually, what makes it the most legit ever is that Trevor needed holy water and got a nobody from nowhere small town priest to bless the water. Just some average man of the cloth. And that did it. While the bishop surrounded by extravagance is getting devoured by demons, the humble priest saved his people from the forces of Hell.
She [slide whistle] on my [rooster crow] til I [boyoyoyoyoing]
Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce
is pepsi ok
‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity
‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi
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