Perfect Blogs For The Signs!

Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces

The Signs as 2k15 Memes

Aries: When you can’t find any pepes because they are too rare 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 like bitch where? Taurus: 

them: Beyonce is never on point

me: effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗 

 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit Gemini: 

you: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOSE

me: Dan David your Sockie s Cancer:  okay... that sounds fake but okay “shoves breadsticks into gun“ you’ve heard of this meme, now get ready for  Leo: .....JOHN CENAAAA and chill?

MILEY, WHAT’S GOOD? Virgo: 

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ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ   Libra: Poot Lovato

DELETE IT *flicks vagina*

Scorpio: Tubbs the cat Sagittarius: 2015 in a nut shell... Capricorn: 

Potatoes HATE this! Click here to see how you can get Zac Efron to date you! 

Aquarius: hoe don’t do it

Pisces: 

Ladies and gentlemen, I am just going to state the obvious, we have a doppelgänger in our midst. As an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied my husband. From the hair to the suit, do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock, it’s cheesy, it’s disgusting. I personally found it absolutely artistically atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion.

The pettiest signs

Libra, Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn, Pisces

The secretly hella good liars squad

Aries, Sagittarius, Pisces, Leo, Cancer

The Signs as Holiday Songs

The sign’s level of excitment for Christmas

The Signs as Thanksgivings Things

Aries: Pumpkin pie Taurus: Turkey Gemini: Vegetables  Cancer: Snoopy Movie Leo: Cranberry Stuffing Virgo: Corn Libra: Gravy Scorpio: Ham Sagittarius: Squash Capricorn: Bread Aquarius: Black Friday Shopping Pisces: Mashed potatoes

The “I refuse to go to sleep even tho I have to wake up in 3 hours” squad

Aries, Gemini, Aquarius, Leo, Virgo

the signs as types of dicks

Aries: the angry looking one Taurus: its stuck. Gemini: dear god put it bac-PUT IT BACK Cancer: thought about ex and went soft Leo:  really thick, kinda short. the cheesewheel.  Virgo: perfectly smooth and without blemish. wheres the head? Libra: the balls are perfectly symmetrical. always. Scorpio: donald trump Sagittarius: you thought it had horns at first but it was just herpes Capricorn: complicated kink required Aquarius: sapiosexual Pisces: photogenic

The Signs as AMA Winners

Aries: One Direction Taurus:Sam Hunt Gemini: Taylor Swift Cancer: Ariana Grande Leo: Fall Out Boy Virgo: Rihanna Libra: Nicki Minaj Scorpio: The Weeknd Sagittarius: Sam Hunt Capricorn: Calvin Harris Aquarius: Ed Sheeran Pisces: Justin Bieber

The Signs at 2am

Aries: Attempting to finish homework Taurus: Taking stupid online quizzes Gemini: Going to commit a murder  Cancer: Chilling and watching Netflix Leo: Late-night McDonald run Virgo: Video gaming Libra: Laughing at memes Scorpio: Searching the refrigerator   Sagittarius: Stalking people on Facebook Capricorn: Crying Aquarius: Asleep Pisces: Painting/drawing

The Signs as Facebook Moms

Aries: Barbara 

Taurus: Linda Gemini: Debbie Cancer: Nancy Leo: Carol Virgo: Susan Libra: Martha Scorpio: Patricia Sagittarius: Regina  Capricorn: Judy  Aquarius: Tiffany  Pisces: Wendy

Signs as Cats

The Sign’s Thoughts about Homework

Aries: Hate it Taurus: Hate it Gemini: Hate it Cancer: Hate it Leo: Hate it Virgo: Hate it Libra: Hate it Scorpio: Hate it Sagittarius: Hate it Capricorn: Hate it Aquarius: Hate it Pisces: Hate it

What the signs can't help but do: