sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts
he turned water into wine once
who..?
st4lker
Jungkook
miles morales found 1 song and just decided to listen to it for 4 years straight
as someone who info dumps abt dogs like yoongi knows ikea catalogs im aware that breeds aren’t tied to their stereotypes and often dogs are taught behaviors regardless of breed but nothing is more endearing to me than jeongguk getting a giant protector inclined breed w floppy ears n a smiling face that he named bam and proceeds to baby the hell out of. like the first episode of in the soop could alternately be titled “jeongguk babying his gargoyle for 70 minutes straight” it’s very fitting to the “large beefy man w tattoos and face piercings w insides made of cotton candy fluff, several galaxies, and everything good in the world” thing he’s got going on. very neat very quintessential.
lesser movies than mamma mia (2008) would've made the central conflict be between the three dads and stoked endless competition and jealousy between them, fighting about who gets to be sophie's "real dad" and who has (and had) a "right" to pursue donna but mamma mia is no such movie. mamma mia is a cinematic masterpiece and as such they are pals throughout, happily go along with all the shenanigans and spend loads of quality time together throughout the film. they are just vibing! and then all three of them become the dads no questions asked. no drama! only vibing in greece
idk why women's bathrooms exist when women don't poop or pee
it's where they go to do cocaine
would like to personally thank lil nas x for putting songs about gay sex on the radio. if there’s anything modern popular music needs more of its gay sex
i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something
every time without fail that someone is ridiculous in front of me in a small way i feel a wave of affection so overwhelming it makes me lightheaded. there’s something about being silly that is just so unbelievably endearing and humanizing, so sweet and almost vulnerable in the way it makes me feel trusted
if someone ever does a bad dance move in front of me or makes a horribly twisted face at sour candy or agrees solemnly with a small child’s nonsense words or says a genuinely terrible pun or does a bad accent or trips over the pronunciation of a common word or forgets how to do an everyday task i immediately spend at least 10 minutes in love with them as a person
