How the fuck do you get a gif this specific

Yakuza is just that kind of series

my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

got vaccinated yesterday

ONCE AGAIN I AM LAID LOW BY THE MATRIARCHY

If two of the moat disgusting things are stated, then there would only be one thing left.

That burn was too 🔥 we’ll give the boy an his low IQ a pass.

What, and I say this with an understanding of US culture being moderately distorted through other cultures lens, the FUCK.

A word from Brazil 

Someone asked for recommendations on the weird brazillian pizzas so I’ll sum it up here ( For the record, I do eat normal pizza dushfufds )

First place goes to Romeu e Julieta aka Romeo and Juliet Pizza. I don’t know why, but here in Brazil we call every combination of Cheese with Guava/Guava Candy/Guava Jam Romeu e Julieta, and this pizza is no different. It’s a very nice combination and the champion of sweet pizzas. Truly meant to be. 10/10

Brigadeiro Pizza is more of an honourable mention. Takes guts to add that to a Pizza, but most places don’t do it well dfhuhufds. Every time I try this Pizza I regret it but I can never stop trying it. Dazzling and Beautiful. You should try it too. 7/10

Chocolate com morango aka Chocolate and Strawberry. Very cute looking! The Strawberry really does it for the pizza. Very nice contrast. It’s often not done well, as with the brigadeiro pizza, but has more chances of tasting good. Great visuals. 8/10

Sushi Pizza. I haven’t actually tried this one, but I would give anything to. A work of art. Will probably be the high of my life. Perfect in every way. 100/10

The most disgusting part of this to me is the person in the meme is using a fork and knife

Pizzas look good thou

How am I supposed to stop them?

Here’s the trick! you can’t

HOT LOCAL SINGLES ARE CHARGING UP A BEAM ATTACK

RUN

I can take it

Is the owl video cute?

This owl is performing a behavior known as a rouse! Birds do this only when comfortable as it creates noise and motion, making their position obvious to potential predators. It releases tension and shakes loose feathers, dust, and dander off of their bodies

ethically sourced wiggles

this is the worst thing ive seen in my life. 1500 dollars for the frame of a shoe.

i thought this was an expensive gaming mouse

HE MAKE AN BIG STEPPY

HEY! NOT WHERE YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE!!

It’s fine

Can I just point out that a cat with snorkeling gear is not even close to being the most out-of-place thing in this level?

it’s cuz cats get whisker fatigue from touching the side of the bowl!!! move the food back into the middle of the bowl to help your cat out! and considering getting a wider bowl or one that’s more flat for them!

It’s Out of Touch Thursday! Rejoice!

Wait until they find out about cassette tapes…

¿

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

Thank you, I’ve spent hours agonising over what the meaning could be. Years of research and studying has lead me nowhere but now thanks to the kindness of a stranger we know the meaning

they’re gonna charge 60 dollars for this

behold the most moving voice acting of all time

IT BELONGS ON A GREAT BIG FIYAAH;yi

what ah you so excaitedabaaht MAYQUAY

eeeh eeh eeeh

mmmmh i think i’ll adopt it and takeit withmeeeeehhh

i always watch this like five times whenever it comes back around

“My dog learned to smile on command. We never trained him to do this. Please, no one tell him how he really looks…” 

(Source)

You mean we can’t tell him how gorgeous he looks? SHAME. HE’S SO GORGEOUS.