u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
had an actual meal. not evil anymore
Give this a normal caption challenge
me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day
my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue
Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work
“I want a bf” “I want a gf” okay??? I want to let go of my past no matter how hurtful the memories might be??? I want love to define me rather than break me in my feverish attempts to seek it????? I want the ever shifting opinions of other people to no longer have such a chokehold on me?????
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
saloomy-memes
“Omg I made this prom dress for only $10!”
- already owns $200 sewing machine, $100 dress form, full supply of thread/haberdashery
“You can recreate your favorite fast food menu items at home for less money and more flavor,” says the person with $3k in Le Creuset cookware, six professional kitchen appliances, living in the heart of a large city with ample grocery selection, sponsored by Hello Fresh and Skillshare.
"You can cook this full course meal for less than five dollars!" says the person who acts like you can buy $0.001 worth of salt, $0.05 worth of flour, and $1.27 worth of pork.
things that are gay sex:
- cannibalism
- surgery
- russian roulette
- braiding/brushing hair
- fishing
- hunting
- gutting animals
- stabbing
- drinking blood from the wrist or neck
- autopsies
- shootouts
- boxing/wrestling
- digging in the ground