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Astralilium

@astralilium

21 she/they girlthing | hrt since 14/4/23 | 18+ nsfw occasionally
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deliberately forging a long distance polycule such that each member is situated at the point of a pentagram around the united states and when we charge our JO crystals at the same time all walmart supercenters are replaced by affordable housing

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i dont mind the fma tags but this is actually the funniest thing someone's tagged this as

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got crushed under an avalanche of bills and now i’m overdrawn by $100. i don’t get paid until next week. even if i can’t make that up and have to eat the overdraft charges, i’d really appreciate having some money on hand for gas and food.

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"