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the thing that makes hotd so fun is that there’s no jon snow types to bring the mood down with their fucking morals or whatever. it’s just all crazy bitches all the time.

the best thing about firefox is that it kills youtube autoplay

second best thing about firefox is it allows screenshots and screen sharing from netflix and other streaming platforms which prevent those on most browsers

#this is the push I needed to switch to Firefox thank you

this post was a psyop to get people to switch to firefox and i'm so glad it's working

in the newest update you can now right click to take a screenshot of any video/show/movie and it enters a free crop mode that removes the UI/play bar & buttons on the video so on sites like youtube where the play bar stays up when the media is paused you can take full screenshots anyway!

hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because Kojima did more with one (1) hallway than 45768689 horror franchises did in their entire runs and thats just the tea 

i posted this in 2018 and just rewatched a lets play 4 years later and i did not know that in 2019 they found out that the player model for lisa (the ghost of the woman who was killed) constantly tails very closely behind you for the entire game from the moment you pick up the flashlight and all the sound effects and voiceovers emanate from her, which is why everything sounds so close and intense lmao. dudes just keep pulling fast ones on us with that bad boy

crazy that so much tv is just so bad. don’t people literally go to school and dedicate their careers to this in a highly competitive job market. aren’t you paid to be good at this. 

Walks around with a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINION ON THE D&D ALIGNMENT GRID"

*crosses the street to avoid you*

"IT FUCKING SUCKS" I yell at you across the street

BI QUEEN

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

someone invents a recipe > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > they grow up and replicate it for their own child > their child loves it > (this continues indefinitely)

The funny thing is as a parent you always think, “mine isn’t as good as Nana made it.” But your kid adores it and one day will say “it isn’t as good as my mama made it but the kids like it.”

and on it goes

and so love is passed down the chain of generations, on and on, from mouth to mouth to heart to heart

MST3K - Bride of the Monster, 1993

Psychic

Apollo gift etc

I hate how all three were right

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

This is very useful to me i have absolutely no gauge for how old children are and what they can typically do at what ages

I’ve been on Tumblr too long I was definitely expecting this to turn into some existentialist meme

Every writer needs to see this because I’m really tired of otherwise competent novels in which a two year old is like “mother dearest I do believe I am quite frightened” or conversely they’re supposed to be five and going “me hungie!!!”

ok i need y’all’s opinion on this super important question:

is flour an essential ingredient to have in your home or is it something you should buy as needed

*them!

Salt preserves food because it smells like the ocean and mold doesn't know how to swim and gets scared

Everyone tagging this as "#greek philosophy" or "#pliny the elder" should be informed that I posted this during a really nasty bout of insomnia shortly after I'd eaten a double dose of marijuana edibles in an attempt to knock myself out so Yeah I'm pretty sure this counts as an oracular revelation actually

"This edible ain't shi-...."

-The Oracle at Delphi, probably

Smoking the shit that made the Delphic Oracle