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every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

HEY GUYS THERES GONNA BE A ROUND TWO

Oh look, it’s the sequel!

Nathan baattle

NATHAN BATTLE NATHAN BATTLE

SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE IT IS

NATHAN BATTLE!!!

@sammedup u going to the Nathan battle?

HELL YEAH!!!!

Last time the coordinates led to a place named josh, can somebody check where this place is and see if it leads to nathan something

The adress is Northwest 56th street Lancaster county NE 68524 Nebraska

This us a picture of what it looks like

I wonder if any of the losing Joshes changed their name to nathan and now get to go to a second battle

Aster from the past (4/27/21) here! I've scheduled this to post a day before the fight, get ready

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

So it's settled? When November 2 rolls around, we're all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

Pawz from the past here! (6/27/21) Come on, you know the drill.

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

This is a scheduled reblog, oh god oh fu it’s day 15 already?!

This is another scheduled Reblog, wtf-

Oh my fucking god the is here again?!

Hi

Sorry for disappearing I had a bad take and my mental health said we disappearin' so uh

Anyway I've been hiding on @chromaenthusiast and I like it there so go follow me there I guess.

teenage girl sighing dreamily as she lays in her bed and writes in her diary with a pink glitter pen and when you look at the notebook shes just writing “killing and violence and killing and violence” with little hearts above the i’s over and over and over 

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own. 

via @thesassyducks​ instagram

(Source)

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

found-family speedrun

New offspring just dropped.

x

THE FUCKNIG DRESS WRINKLES?!?!?

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

so I need to get electric and eat but we don’t have enough for both 👉🤯

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

So I made a frog (huge)

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

public (trans)port . gnc subway etc

THE DOWN WITH CIS BUS?!

No male WWI pinups exist yet so my gay ass decided to change that at 1 AM and I ended up looking like a propaganda poster with homoerotic undertones so

Some of you mistook the belt around my tunic for me wearing a crop top, but then I thought, what if it WAS a crop top instead?

“No Charles, I will not be taking criticism” I say whilst making direct eye contact with my WWI soldier ancestor’s portrait hanging on the wall in full view of me wearing my uniform with tiny shorts posing like an Edwardian renter in front of my phone taped to a tripod at 2:26 AM

People told me they want more so here’s to being anti-war!! War is a trap lads!! Lord Kitchener’s ghost is going to manifest in my room after I post this but I WILL fight him!!

Now this...

This is ART

pls help lol

uhm. my father went to the hospital and his heart may be failing him. we have a cardiologist appt for him til then.

hes very sick and on medical leave from work but, they haven't renewed his leave, and we won't officially know anything until MAYBE next Wednesday. for now hes only getting a $28 check this week, but we have things to pay, including a loan he took out to pay the electric last month, and even if he gets approved we won't be able to fully make rent next month. AND if he cant pay that loan he risks losing his truck.

i do have another post floating around about some issues we are having here wrt the landlord but some stuff is outdated. rn ibhave abt $100 left from whats been sent and im gonna use it to pay our internet bill so if we lose the phones, we still have that and can use the internet to make calls.

if u cant help thats okay!! reblogs also help. at the least lol they make me feel better :(

As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce

Happy pride to everyone who pointed out there is in fact subtext for their divorce

Diversity win!! The spike traps are gay!

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