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mountain goats songs are all either

  • saddest song you've ever heard
  • most uplifting song you've ever heard
  • about jesus
  • about drugs

or they're on the goths album

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no seriously what's up with the goths album. it's either smooth jazz (wear black) the weirdest song you've ever heard (unicorn tolerance) or a song that fucks so hard you can't imagine it (rain in soho)

mountain goats songs are all either

  • saddest song you've ever heard
  • most uplifting song you've ever heard
  • about jesus
  • about drugs

or they're on the goths album

I love being on Twitter it's so fun watching Elon Musk's midlife crisis heat of the moment purchase crash and burn because he's an egotistical bitchbaby

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i'm getting it all second hand because i don't have space on my phone for that hellscape

fun thing about being a florist is that me and the other designer dress like jesse pinkman while our boss looks like he's going to sell you a used car. where does the cottagecore bit kick in

i was born in the wrong generation (has to watch my classmates make tiktoks. in class)

favorite thing about homestuck is no one can tell me what its about. is it a coming of age story? is it about familial trauma? is it just about a bunch of kids fucking around and finding out? is it about a video game or a religion? are the players good people, or are they flawed? did gamzee deserve what he got? did the dancestors?

i am SOOO sick and im being such a little bitch about it

tomorrow im going to have a Good Day and stop laying around in bed

things i really want for christmas slash graduation gifts (this list is just for me to remember this but im posting it because i'll forget it if i leave it in drafts)

  1. sheets
  2. curtains (!!)
  3. a new blanket
  4. a new light jacket
  5. idk walls and a ceiling would be nice
  6. cologne
  7. the dark in here vinyl
  8. im going to be honest i would kill for a quilt.
  9. a breadmaker
  10. more tea

im not joking im not going to survive the night if i don't get a peach salad

if i don't get a peach salad right fuckig now jm going to pass away