happy october losers

guy who thinks what you just said was so incorrigibly stupid that he says "um. bye bye!" plants his hand on top of your head and rapidly pushes you vertically straight down into the dirt all the way fully buried and you're just gone

Why are the horrors calling you "babygirl"? 🤨

truer words have never been spoken

Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.

Baldness is also hot. Literally get with it.

Everyone reblogging this post to add that people don't exist to be hot and bodies can be neutral: you're right. Make your own post about it. This post is about signs of age being hot. I am an adult attracted to other adults. People don't exist to be hot but if you have these traits you are hot, perhaps against your will. Sorry. Happy milf monday.

There's no old self to go back to

Tumblrinas are the philosophers of our time

In terms of like, Please For The Love Of God Get Hobbies That Aren’t Scrolling Through An App For Six Hours A Day, I understand and experience completely the argument of like. with the stressors of modern work, you don’t have the energy at the end of the day to do anything but mindlessly watch Netflix and scroll through your phone. but like I would like to gently encourage you to simply force yourself for a time to do something instead of pick up your phone, bc the phone is literally designed to light up your brain with no effort from you whatsoever and it does in fact rot your brain. It makes literally anything but scrolling on your phone seem difficult and joyless. But if you stop scrolling on your phone all the time, and start like, reading or embroidering or gardening or going for walks, you will eventually find the joy in them once more

I understand and it is true that it is hard to have a life outside work and scrolling but there is not a near future where that won’t be the case and you should still live a life. And you won’t create a future where that isn’t the case if you don’t have the confidence and experience and drive to fight for it

https://forge.medium.com/get-the-most-from-your-limited-free-time-84de1bc3096

Rick Allen using the 'many people' GOP/FOX talking point which means absolutely zero people on walkers in their 90s have approached him. Rick is worth around $50 million, BTW.

Who hears this story and thinks desperate 90 year-olds working makes America great?

Conservatives are broken inside.

And are the 90 year olds begging to work for minimum wage in a Target in the room with us right now

You're looking truly indecent in those khakis if I do say so myself

vote in your penis poll? no need. i've already quite perfectly envisioned the results. a shaft length of about 70%... the remainder split between two balls, the left teste just minutely smaller than its mirror twin... quite exquisite. if you'll excuse me, i've more posts to see in my mind's eye.

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

I was not meant to be a person I was meant to listen to music on the bus

"Why he was conducting the survey wasn't completely clear"

Well that dog whistle is loud and clear to my trans ass. The reason is eliminationist. Full stop. It's to make us even more second class citizens than we currently are. To push us further into the margins. To make is pariahs to distract from their disasterous policies. To direct the fears and anxieties of the public on to us and have them do the dirty work of eliminating us. The history of politicians targeting an extremely small minority to demonize is... Well, do I even need to say it?

And I'll reiterate: it was never about "protecting kids." Nearly all University students are adults. That excuse is dead, the mask is off.

If you give even the smallest shit about trans people as just human beings that deserve rights and even just to be alive then you have to do something. Anything. We are begging you.

i have a beanie on my dashboard but the reflection just kinda makes it look like the autism creature is standing in in the near distance