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18. This blog is a montage of some lame text posts, occasionally something motivational and probably things you won't find funny.
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bonesfool

I’ve been thinking a lot about the character of the blonde popular bitch in teen movies. There are a lot of examples:

Regina George (Mean Girls), Sharpay Evans (High School Musical), Heather Chandler (Heathers), and Cher Horowitz (Clueless) just to make a few.

What is interesting is all of their characters are defined by three primary characteristics: being physically attractive, being ultra-feminine, and having ambition. Now what’s interesting is the first two characteristics are things that society likes in women, so in a typical story one would expect these characters to be treated as heros or at least love interests. But instead ¾ of these characters are either primary or secondary villains. Cher is the exception, being the protagonist of her movie, but many of her actions are vilified by the script so despite being the protagonist, it isn’t until the end that she is treated like a hero.

Why is this character type villainized?

The answer is that these characters are women who use the things that society likes in women (femininity, beauty) not for men, but for their own personal use. This goes back to the aforementioned ambition. These characters crave power, and are willing to work for it, more specifically, they are willing to use their ~feminine wiles~ to get it. By having this ultra masculine character trait, these characters are seen as villains when they perform simple acts like caring about their appearance, or being flirtatious. Traits like this, ambition, flirtation and even vanity are praised in male characters.

Many of the actions and personalities these women do/have are strikingly similar to many male anti heroes in action movies.

They are arrogant, clever, manipulative, self-aggrandizing, just like characters like Tony Stark, Loki, Han Solo and Deadpool. But whereas these anti heroes become lovable scoundrels with hearts of gold, these characters become the villains of their tales because they are teenage girls.

To me what this says is audiences and writers are fine with all the traits associated with ambition, they just aren’t fine when it’s associated with femininity. Because an ambitious clever man is a scoundrel, but an ambitious woman is a bitch.

As a little girl constantly seeing these characters portrayed as evil made me develop a really negative image of femininity. I wanted to think I was superior to other girls because I feel better presenting pretty masculine. I was really misogynistic to a lot of girls because of my preconceived notions about femininity equating to shallowness and bad intentions. I know there are a lot of gay/gnc girls that like me had similar misogynistic hang ups because of gender non conformity and that really sucks!

As such I think it’s really cool when movies subvert the blonde bitch trope. To some extent, Clueless did this, but I think a better example is Legally Blonde. Elle Woods is clearly ambitious and hard working, but she’s also a feminine pretty blonde woman. And she is absolutely the hero of her story, and she is able to succeed due to a combination of her femininity and her ambition without having to compromise either!

What, like it’s hard?

Allow women to be feminine and ambitious and written like heros!
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every Ross i’ve ever met thinks he’s a Chandler

when i asked my girlfriend if this was me, she said “no ross would second guess themselves. only chandlers are concerned they might be rosses”

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me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

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kleppy02

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

He has three feet.

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I miss Harry Styles stand up comedy tour… he would literally see someone in section 203 row Z get up to go have a pee, think they were leaving for the night and proceed to roast the shit out of them… lol

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Peter: oh my god Mr Thor sir I’m so sorry I swear I didn’t see y-
Thor, tearing up: Jane used to hit me with her car
Peter:
Peter, also tearing up: do you want me to hit you again
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sketiana

tony in infinity war: helped a random civilian get up instead of dismissing her, sent bruce to a safe location, boarded an alien ship last second to save the time stone from getting to thanos that soon & to save dr strange despite having untreated space-related PTSD for 8 years, saving both peter & dr strange, realized that the civilian deaths would be minimized & they’d have an element of surprise on their side if they fought thanos ‘on his own turf’, managed to almost remove thanos’ gauntlet (with mantis’ help ofc), got a moon thrown at him & got up 40 secs later without a scratch, made thanos bleed - all while operating his suit manually, without his AI’s help, and ultimately stretched out the diversion + the fight with thanos long enough for Thor to arm himself and arrive to Earth in time

steve in infinity war: grew a beard, hugged bucky, sacrificed thousands of innocent wakandan lives to save Easy Bake Oven: Red Edition™ cause he suddenly 'doesnt trade lives’ (even tho he traded all those lives for an Android cause who gives a fuck about wakanda, right?), met groot, killed a few aliens & held hands with Tinky Winky slash Voldemort for 4 seconds in total before being slam dunked through the floor

yall: “if tony wasnt too Arrogant to bring steve to titan they wouldve defeated Thanos!!”

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thor: oh we should do get help!

peter: what’s get help?

thor trying to connect with the the youth: it’s where i yeet my brother across the room

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flcralgogh

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

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me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

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HE’S LITERALLY KNACKERED, HE CAN’T SING ANYMORE, BUT JE’S STILL ON STAGE, PLAYING KIWI FOR THE THIRD TIME, LISTENING TO THE CROWD SINGING IT, BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT THE FINAL SHOW TO END OH MY GOD