jet, bursting into the tea shop and pulling a weapon on zuko and iroh: these two are FIREBENDERS they’re here to DESTROY THE CITY FROM THE INSIDE we have to STOP THEM

zuko, putting down his teapot to draw his swords, not even going to argue with jet: finally, a reason to beat up a customer

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

zuko got a redemption arc because he worked food service. dealing with Customers changed that bastard.

i hope the people in the year 3000 know what they have to do to fulfill the prophecy

Gandalf lmao that bitch loved an entrance

Gandalf: is out of frame for 10 minutes

Gandalf:

We're neutral towards your pussy. We could take it or leave it.

i thought she was supposed to be dumb

Okay but the “where are the kids” “they’re out back” made me ugly laugh

TOMMY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

*soft dad snickers*

no offense but I would die for peter parker

?????this site is dying a slow death and you're still adding terrible features????

"tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes!" "which of these pictures has a bus" every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of it

Cranky cause you're a robot huh?

one day you’ll decompose and ill be there to watch it happen

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.