blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

very good

the baseball we deserve

(this is the savannah bananas. they dance. they wear kilts. they Love The Boys. also they have a dance team made up of seniors called the banana nanas, a "dad bod cheerleading squad", the man-nanas, and a charity organisation focused on foster care called bananas foster)

I think doing this is crucial so that people don't stay devoid of emotional connection as they grow. But I think people also need to be self aware to recognize that they need to take these steps to begin with. They say that recognizing a flaw is step 1, after that learning and changing becomes a little easier.

What are your thoughts?

PLEASE for the love of god read this

The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.

The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…

this is like a clockwork orange but a girl

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

It’s one of the best things.

My Post: haha in a fleeeeb beepo bingus kinda mood rn

Senior tumblrists:

@sardonic-the-writer original tags

It has unironically been great for my mental health. It’s like the opposite of doomscrolling. Coomscrolling? Idk

Mood I've felt marginally better past 2 days than I have in how long???

It *is* a problem that charismatic species are often focused on for conservation at the expense of less charismatic but important species, but threatened species that are the subject of a lot of public outreach and education are also typically strategically selected.

I suspect that monarch butterflies are an example of this. Milkweed is a highly valuable plant for pollinators and a host plant for like. 400+ insect species. Getting people to plant it to save monarchs is funny because you're essentially finessing people into saving a ton of other insects that they wouldn't ordinarily care about

"Save the bees" isn't misguided, it's just the version of the truth you would tell a 5 year old. If a small kid asks about the colors of the rainbow you don't start explaining that visible light has wavelengths of 400-700 nanometers

A lot of people don't even know that there are different types of bees. things like planting native flowers, stopping using insecticides, etc, benefit all bees and all insects generally

ALSO

it's actually a GOOD thing to have lots of conservation efforts focusing on "Charismatic megafauna," especially apex predators

Because big animals like tigers need a LOT of space

So creating a preserve to save tigers...saves thousands of other species, because the tigers need miles and miles of habitat to live on, and that habitat needs to be healthy to support the tigers

They're called "umbrella species" and they're a great thing.

@happysheepcollector this is for you!😃🐑

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this video is putting me in a daze i swear

Opening up the skittles portal

HOW MANY CHECKMARKS DOES THIS GUY HAVE???????

he invented nyan cat he's allowed to have as many checkmarks as he wants

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

This is very true lol

Yo what the f u c k

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

What the fuck

i-

….thank you tumblr??

@batmanisagatewaydrug do you know more about this?? Like, is it also dangerous if air gets inside because of thrusting because I feel that happens a lot???

hi @marywisdom, SO glad you caught this! it’s currently 5 in the morning my time but I literally just s p r a n g out of bed to get my laptop and do some corrections here, because this is absolutely typical tumblr bad info.

not to completely undermine madamehearthwitch’s point up there, because there absolutely is a lot of weird bunk about valuing the fetus over the a pregnant person in the medical field, but for the love of christ: this is emphasized in pregnancy books because it’s incredibly rare and predominantly a danger to people who are pregnant or a few weeks postpartum.

from the second reblog - assuming that’s a true story, I would assume that poor woman’s death has a lot more to do with a fucking air compressor being inside of her than the fact that it was air, period. the average human is not in any way, shape, or form going to be blowing out air in a way comparable to an air compressor.

if anyone bothered to read the article linked by mayothefirst they’d have seen, again, that this is predominantly a concern for people who are pregnant, and even then it’s exceedingly rare, and that you’re much more likely to suffer an air embolism by scuba diving, having surgery done, or getting caught in an explosion.

this is very alarmist for absolutely no reason; tl;dr there’s no need to be extremely cautious about this unless you happen to be pregnant or have delivered in the last month or so. obviously that’s not to say your partner(s) should just be going at your vagina like they’re blowing up a balloon, but it’s the difference between sitting in a bath or pool vs douching - a little breath tickling the vulva is harmless and a very far cry from pumping air directly in.

re: your point about air getting trapped in the vagina my pelvic thrusting - yes! it happens all the time, and it’s harmless! that’s not what an embolism is; an embolism happens when air gets trapped in a blood vein, not the vagina itself. a little excess air in the vagina is fine, and tends to result in nothing more serious than a queef.

I’m reblogging this cause it’s important, even though I’m a sex-repulsed asexual who wants absolutely none of that

Ncuti Gatwa filming the Christmas special.

reblog for noises

oh hey rember that post a while ago about how when stores ask for your donation, they arent actually donating the money you give because theyve already made the donation and are just looking to get reimbursed through customers? looks like theyre finally getting in hot water for that deceptive practice

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Marcia isn’t just “George Lucas’ ex-wife.” She’s the one who edited the original movie into a coherent narrative that actually made sense both logically and emotionally, and went on to win well-deserved awards for movie editing at a time when women in the industry were even more looked-down-upon than they are now. Whether you agree with her opinion or not, she has MORE than earned the right to speak it. (Also, she’s right.)

Production of the first Star Wars film was so disorganized and such a mess, that the finished product was incoherent nonsense. Marcia’s editing [quite literally] saved A New Hope, & ultimately the entire Star Wars franchise. She absolutely has a say in what is subjectively ‘good’ or ‘bad’ within the Universe she saved.

Oh, so the Sonic Superstars announcement was a distraction from the fact Sega is actively union-busting.

AGES is asking for people to spread awareness by retweeting the above tweet and signing the petition to Sega management, which can be found here.

Please note that they also say "Continue playing the Sega games we all love." THIS MEANS TO NOT BOYCOTT SEGA OR ITS PRODUCTS.

Your wish is my command, random advertisement. I don't know what you expect me to do with your devilish concoction, but your wish remains my command.

I need to know what demographic hates this! Dentists? Dermatologists? General Doctors? Counter-Terrorist Organizations? Interpol? The USPS? Grocery Store Employees? The lucrative 18-35 demographic? Will I be put on trial for war crimes? But you don't tell me, you just tell me to mix one with the other and fail to tell me who hates this one weird trick!

Well joke's on you I'm going to do it without looking at your probably actively malicious website, and find out what you're not telling me! If it turns into an explosive, it's entirely on you, random advertisement.

Update: Don't try this at home or anywhere. This creates one of the worst things I've ever personally made.

It started off fine as I mixed them. It changed to the color of the toothpaste (white), and vaguely resembled lotion in appearance. Then I made a horrible error. I touched it.

I touched it and immediately nearly all of it adhered to my skin. Everything I touched thereafter gained a thin layer of vaguely minty-smelling slime. It was some unholy abomination of a substance. Water couldn't get it off. Soap couldn't get it off. It stuck to tile, it stuck to wood, it stuck to carpet, and it doesn't adhere to itself, so no amount of scraping with my hands could get it off, it just spread more.

Finally I had to get a sacrificial towel to wipe the substance off of me and everything I'd touched on the way to get the towel. Despite washing and scraping with a brush, my hands still smell like mint and feel slightly slimy. I can feel my skin burning from the mint flavoring of the toothpaste nearly an hour after getting it off my skin. I didn't even know that was possible until today. I could have gone my whole life without knowing that, but now I know.

I have no idea what the ad actually wants you to do with this concoction as I did not click through, but I can only assume it wants you to use it to torture prisoners or something, there seems to be no other possible purpose for it.

this was a place called Miami Gyro I used to spend the entire time in that bubble, eating chicken tenders like royaltyt while my mum and grandma ate... we were devestated when this place shut down

a story that never ends is a sad fate

PLEASE click for better quality!! this. took. FOREVER omg but I love how it came out

i live in that bush by the berry trees on route 120 that you can only get to if you have Cut

wanna come in? :)

I miss bases... I was so pissed they ruined them....