Awkward Blonde Gaylien

A party of crackpots, weirdos, fanatics, and delusional morons

I call for outlawing worthless brainless goat-fucking trash like this creatue from being allowed to hold any form of political office

"Can you imagine an America where right wingers weren't allowed to hold political office?"

Also damn

"Inherently unnatural"?

"Could destroy the entire democratic system"?

Being queer is even more fucking awesome and bad ass than I already thought it was

This makes me even happier that I was lucky enough not to be born straight or cisgender :D

The guy seriously complains against the courts "closing bedroom doors"? Ah!

As if the republican party wouldn't immediately implode of their internet search history went public!

It's also hilarious that someone who thinks a magic baby was created by....I don't know, midichlorians or some fucking thing...wants to call being LGBTQ unnatural

Homosexuality exists in multiple species throughout the natural world

It's the most natural thing

None of these species or indeed anyone or anything other than the few humans who suffer from the deranged thinking this tinfoil hat dipshit has thinks that people who aren't heterosexual goes to a make believe scary barbecue where a monster with goat hooves will menace them though

"inherently unnatural" but either way, if we're talking about consensual relationships, what EXACTLY is the problem?

Being an ADHD adult is fun when people seem to get... personally offended when you are aware that you've failed, forgotten, or neglected something before, and plan your life with that awareness in mind. Like how does that work, that being able to plan and prepare for things not working out as intended is mature and responsible, acknowledging your own faults and flaws is mature and responsible, but somehow it's childish and immature to acknowledge that you are the liability in every situation, and prepare accordingly?

Like they'll look at you like you just called their dog a slur and just go "don't just already assume that you're going to [have a symptom], just don't [have the symptom] in the first place!" Like oh shit right damn. Titanic only sank because of the lifeboats. If there had been zero lifeboats on the ship, the crew would have been more motivated to do their jobs perfectly and everything would have been fine. Failsafe plans are demons that summon failure, the only sensible thing is to only plan for perfection and naturally assume that everything can only go flawlessly.

Like bruh.

Tbh I assume it's bcs deep down most people can't wrap their heads around the idea that sometimes failure isn't a personal choice.

Gods that reminds me of those times when ye like:

Me: "I cannot do this"

Them: "well... Have you tried doing it?"

Me:

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

This made me bust out laughing

Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked

"had us in the first half" Moment BC that Xweet is a contradiction.

Might as well say "I set myself on fire and it burned me, the nerve!!"

Example 4,305,108 of Alfred being an absolute savage

https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/73834

just like real life

Imma do the things I wanna do, I ain't got a thinglg to prove to you!

anyone else relate

I have never met a creature as stupid as a customer in a store

I have. It's me being the retail worker they have to work with.

i think that we as people need to get more pissed at nintendo for making nintendo online a subscription service like actually they should go fuck themselves for that

yeah what the fuck . i already paid fucking 60 bucks for splatoon can i just play it

I LITERALLY MADE THIS POST ABOUT SPLATOON i bought it months ago but when i realized i had to pay for online for multiplayer i was like. oh. okay. hasnt touched the game since

The best part is you aren't actually paying for anything. Nintendo doesn't have actual servers, all their multiplayer games run on peer-to-peer connection. It's not even covering server costs or anything, it's an empty charge.

Discourse from the 2000s and then again in like 2013 I think?

Teaser Trailer for Zelda Williams' Lisa Frankenstein (2024) [source]

OMG

<3 There truly aren't enough romantic necrophillia movies out there <3

Sam, you are a fascinating individual 🤭

Simple man, simple pleasures

Let him find his joy where he can :D

Average color of US states based on satellite imaging.

fond of the average by county version of this:

also the world version:

Australia is really out there doing her own thing

You’re just jealous of our apocalyptic arse sand

Why is the ground made of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?

It rusty

mars ass sand

i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me

Texts From Superheroes

Hey, you know your favorite character? Yeah, the one with an interesting face shape and unique features? Well we put them in fandom and they're drawing them with a basic, conventional face shape nowadays. Uh huh, no wrinkles or anything. I'm sorry dude, yeah they completely changed the nose.

Reminds me of those "character model improvement" mods that completely remove the original art style and just look generic. I'd rather you didn't thnx.

Texts From Superheroes

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