war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all
What that thang do?
God knows, I shudder to say.
nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
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I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.
ratratratratrat
Ultimate Word Tournament!
regicide (English) [ˈɹed͡ʒəsaɪd] The killing or assassination of a monarch.
косатка (Russian) [kɐˈsatkə] a killer whale; an orca.
said with increasing distress and volume fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball fuck it we ball
choose your path wisely
going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious
Encounter a wild troll, he is penis furious
Take cover and investigate the wild troll (penis curious)
The wild troll lives in the swamp and does not bathe (penis odorous)
My favorite dudes in hellraiser are the people like "perhaps the torture demons will grant my wish in a way that doesn't involve torture!"
Oops, all torture!
“I didn’t think the BDSM demons from the torture dimension would torture me”, says person who summoned the BDSM demons from the torture dimension
this is my artist rendition of puddles when she's been napping and i accidentally wake her up
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
oh the notes bubble is disgusting. get that out of my sight
yuck. euggh. bleughf
this is NOT healthy and actually extremely stressful for the animal. please let them freeroam this is actually sickening
[lying face down on the carpet unmoving] i need to make art right now
ik you're primarily a bee blog but do you have any fun facts about mosquitos? i hate them so much and your post about wasp haters got me thinking about it
Some of them are rainbow and have little leg warmers like: Sabethes cyaneus. They use their legs in one of the only examples of courtship display in mozzies.
Farmer family friend has an out of control mint problem around one of his greenhouses because he had a potted mint plant that he set on the ground and it grew a tendril out of the pot which touched the soil and grew roots.
It had never occurred to me before that a potted plant could escape.
When I was in elementary school we had a ton of mint growing under a bush in our front yard and once I found out it was mint and edible I fucking devoured ALL of it in a week and it never came back
I was gonna make a “x finding mint” post or something and when I googled animals that eat mint I got this and…
Excuse me?! I did not expect to be angered over slug slander today but here we are!
Unfortunately one look at animalpeek.com tells me the entire website is AI generated due to its many "off" statements and tangents; the first thing I looked at was "80 animals that eat seaweed" and it includes animals that it claims never eat seaweed, but might if they're desperate, and seaweed contains potassium which is good for your heart, but sadly these animals could have heart disease! You know from not eating potassium rich seaweed! And so on. A tremendous volume of these "articles" that aren't terribly useful or interesting, all over the map in accuracy, and no human ever could have had the time or motive to really write.
On its own it's funny and the dumbness of the writing is cute to me because these mindless stupid programs are TRYING to understand words, in a purely inanimate unconscious sense, but yeah clickbait not even written or inspected by a human being is going to be dominating all search results soon enough 😞
God damn you AI.
i love when ur inside chilling or cleaning and it suddenly starts raining hard as hell YESSSSS IM A LITTLE MOUSE IN A TREE HOLLOW HOUSE
Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭
Loooook
Sorry to have to ask so soon but okay so I'm still waiting for EBT and tbqh idk if I'm going to be able to get it here as social services seem incredibly strict but like here we go. I need the money to do a big grocery trip we keep buying maybe half the stuff we need and it's just not working so if we could get a big grocery trip we should be better off. Again we're two disabled trans women looking for work.
Cash app: $cmder
PayPal: https://PayPal.me/agieocean
$10/$200 raised
Tumblr is an Amelia Bedelia ass website
No matter how precisely you try to phrase something, there's at least one person out there who will find a way to misinterpret you in a way that no reasonable person ever would in order to confirm some existing biases.
If I asked any given discourse blogger on this website to dust the furniture they would say "Okay" and start putting more dust on the furniture
Nobody is posting Amelia Bedilia's ass on this website, what the fuck?
it's berry season here. i've eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.
berry time
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