time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!
IT WORKS!!!!
MP3 PALYER
millennial couples who make those overpriced stupid ‘tiny homes’ that are like wall to wall blond wood hobby lobby trendy decor stupid ass condensed suburbia capsules: horrible, insufferable.
random dudes who build an unlicensed ‘tiny home’ out of things they had lying around and it ends up looking insanely uncomfortable and just like the unabomber shed: fascinating. worth studying.
millennial blog couples will be like “our tiny tub for our tiny home that we imported from France for $6,000 just arrived and it’s broken! noooo!” meanwhile backyard anarchist tiny home guy is like “today I’m insulating the cabin with this spray foam I found in the dump. it was recalled for being carcinogenic in the 80s but damn it works. getting kind of high on the fumes right now”
I think it’s even funnier that that type of dude has existed since basically the beginning of human made-dwellings. He’s channeling every curmudgeonly hermit before him with every horribly placed nail he hammers in.
hello i am doctor gender and this is my proposal for a new gender affirming surgery. it changes your bone structure to affirm your gender so the archeologists get it right. this is done by breaking all your bones apart and rebuilding them. i am looking for volunteers.
Not something that I am personally invested in, since gender identification through skeletal remains is from my understanding less surefire than some would have you believe, but I do have a steady supply of lab rats and also a vested interest in unethical and often painful experiments soo
You heard the doctor, lab rats, one at a time to sign up to get your bones pulverized and regrown. Maybe if you're lucky you'll get bone horns out of it
Currently there is struggle in gendering skeletons, but I can change that! Once your bones are reshaped into this, there will be no doubt about your gender identity!
absoultely no notes yeah this is a womans skeleton hats off to you doctor gender
when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
do u ever see people draw certain characters thin and you're like what the fuck is that
today a first grader walked up to me, set a piece of paper down on the table in front of me, and said “homework time! it’s your homework.” and i said “alright, what do i have to do for homework?” and he said “hmmm… draw the best dinosaur you can do.” and so now i have that on my plate for the evening
plan a: it gets better. I get better.
plan b: Chris McCandless
You can do better than the fuckin bus guy. If you can tell the difference between a red squirrel and a grey squirrel you're already doing better than the fuckin bus guy.
Oh no no no. I love nature but I’m not an off the grid survivalist wannabe type of guy. I’m talking about the call of the void. The desire to leave your life and live in the wilderness for as long as you can and then die. It’s a secret desire that lives in a lot of people that are experiencing mental anguish.
*touching your fandom-related tattoos* promise youll stop for me 🥺
fuck you
respect this or get the hell out of my life
op fuck you and look at my kermit tramp stamp
it’s always why the fuck did you make a periodic table blanket what’s wrong with you and never how was the periodic table blanket was it fun being crushed by your own creation
u don’t like shimp? 🦐? (vaporizes you with the power of the sun)
Thinky Thoughts Thursday? I've been observing Head Empty No Thoughts Thursday.
good for you friend! But alas, Head Empty No Thoughts Thursday just does not have a nice ring to it.
Are we still sharing cats? This is Punisher- he’s supposed to be my brother’s cat, but he’s chosen my room as his place of refuge. He’s the son of my best friend’s cat, and his favorite thing to do is to sit on my arms whenever I’m doing something lying down. Although he’s kind of dumb and has so much energy that he gets the zoomies at least 3 times a day, he’s also got some sort of social anxiety and hides under my bed whenever he hears an unfamiliar voice. He’s adorable and very vocal though, and I love him dearly.
PUNISHER
