Hi pumpkin! Just checking in to see how ya doin, ya know Mistah J worries boutcha sometimes.
Fine. I’ve been very busy. My reputation has gone up significantly
Anonymous asked:
so the costume designer said all of harley's jewelry are gifts from J, that he had custom made for her. Can you imagine J getting the puddin collar and the 'Harley Loves Joker' necklace? I'm sure the 'yes sir' bracelets were assumed to be a bdsm thing, but just the thought of him either ordering those through frost or just straight faced ordering ppl (possibly through a murder threat) to make all of them is my favorite thing
I’ve had this discussion, and I just love thinking about it. Like, the order comes in and people are like forcing themselves to not comment, cos they’ll literally lose their heads if they so much as look at it wrong. Ahah. I love it. I also like the idea that Harley went and got the Property of Joker jacket herself, properly holding this embroiderer at knife/gun point, and had this, “YEA? SAY SOMETHIN’, SUGAR. I dare you.” attitude the entire time.
Also, in my opinion; the PUDDIN collar is also 100% BDSM related too. Especially since there’s a lock on it. So, y’know. JUST SAYIN’.
Suicide Squad Club Scene
Only those not paying attention / taking it at face value / or looking for something to complain about… actually believe The Joker was pimping out or “giving” Harley to Monster T.
The Joker barely registered Monster T when he sat at the table. He didn’t look at him, shake his hand or say a word (though in the extended version he responds sarcastically). The second Monster T called Harley a ‘bad bitch’, the performance started and he became his best friend. Those who are around Joker a lot, like Frost, will have seen this before, and knew he was dead.
Why do you think when Joker calls Harley over, and tells her “you belong to him now” she doesn’t even blink twice and just happily sits on his knee? It’s not because she’s used to being given away, it’s because she’s playing along.
Monster T soon understands his mistake and quickly tries to backtrack while keeping calm. But he’s already been backed into a corner. When Joker mimics Monster T with “you don’t want no beef?!” he’s really saying - ‘it’s too late’.
Notice the watches on Harley’s arm. These are obviously murder tokens from the men they have done this to before.
What you are watching here, is two cats playing with a mouse before they eat it. A mouse that swaggered in thinking it was a dog.
DCEU Joker and Harley seem to operate as a sort of tag team. No whispers, no winks, no signals. They just know. There is no way this Joker who searched for Harley for so long would ‘give her away’. And there is no way the Harley that chased down her Mr J on a motorcycle would leave so easily.
They are King and Queen of Gotham, and they don’t share.
suckerforsmilex
🐱 & 🐭 game
How's you do Deadshot
I’m doing good *waves and smiles*
*Giggles*
More favorite expressions from SS: 1-2. Shark Smile part 2 feat. Harley Quinn 3. Hearteyes motherfucker - “I trust you to handle my weapon” 4. “Anyone who tries to separate us again is dead”
Awwwwww 😍
I want to be a Renaissance woman. I want to paint, and I want to write, and I want to act, and I want to just do everything.
Emma my Queen! 🙌🏻
murderous-manipulative-angel
There was a power about him she could not deny, and she wanted that power to ravage her…
I just missed my best friends birthday today because I thought it was tomorrow. I feel awful. It took me a little while but I'm feeling better now. I needed to get it out. *sighs* anyway Hi!
Don’t worry I’ve done the same thing in the past 😅 it’s ok you don’t have facebook implanted into your brain you are not expected to rmb every important date / anniversary 💖 it’s my uncle’s wedding anniversary today and he didn’t even know until fb told him 😂 anyways the solution is simple just send your bff a long cheesy happy birthday wish :3 I’ve done that b4 and it worked wonderfully
Gave her her gift she loved it! Thanks
Anonymous asked:
Daddy's home! *grins and laughs slowly* ~J
Yay!!!!! Daddy! *leaps into your arms*
creator-of-randomness-deactivat
Hello darling~ To what pleasure do I owe this visit? ~Ivy
I have watched every Harley/Joker scene in SS at least 15 times and every time I still squeal with delight like it’s the first time.
Me too! 💙💜💚💜💙
murderous-manipulative-angel
Light of his life, fire of his loins Keep me forever, tell me you own me…
Please don’t make any sudden moves. You don’t know the half of the abuse.
what i need is ta knock around a few heads ta clear my own.