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New Places, New Names, New Meanings

Viridi hummed under his breath as he kneaded the dough on the counter of the Fusion’s kitchen. His tail twitched behind him and his ears were flattened against his head in concentration. Hands reached from above his shoulders and covered his smaller ones.

“Like this, Kiddo.” Moric advised. “You need to use the heel of your hand and almost roll it across the counter top, okay? Watch me now.” Viridi nodded and poked his tongue out between his teeth. Moric kneaded the dough in example, keeping Viridi’s hands underneath his so Viridi could do it too.

Moric removed his hands from Viridi’s and smiled at the kitten Side. “See? Easier, right?” Viridi smiled shyly up at the Dad fusion and nodded, tail flicking happily. Moric beamed and walked over to the table where they had pizza sauce in a bowl being made. He picked up the bowl in the crook of his arm and started to mix it.

Viridi turned back to the dough and started to knead it again, trying to do it the way Moric had shown him. “Why are we making pizza?” He asked. “Didn’t you say that pizza was a weekend treat?” Moric hummed in agreement.

“I did say that, didn’t I?” Moric raised the spoon he was mixing with to his lips and tasted the sauce. He smiled at the taste and gently tossed the spoon into the sink and then went to grab a clean one. “But, I thought that since we’ve all been working so hard this week and there hasn’t been any accidents or fights that we could slack a bit have a little celebration dinner!”

Viridi chuckled at the Dad’s enthusiasm and worked the dough a little harder. “Are there usually a lot of fights around here? Everything seems pretty calm.” Granted, Viridi had only been living in Moric’s house for five months and he had been very secluded during the majority of that time so it was possible that he just hadn’t been around long enough to see all of the craziness of the Fusion household.

“Not often.” Moric hummed. He picked off a little piece of dough from his hands and smiled at Viridi. “But, when there is they’re pretty bad and we’re all still trying to figure out how to mesh as a family. So, any week without fights is one to celebrate, crust me!” Viridi muffled a little laugh with a flour covered mouth. Moric’s smiled turned into a grin.

“What was that, Kiddo?” Moric asked teasingly. “I couldn’t bake out what you said there.” He bumped his hip against the oven and Viridi rolled his eyes, lips quirking into a smile.

“Bad pun.” He grumbled with no real heat. Moric gasped and held one hand against his heart.

“Honey, you’re breaking my heart!” He said in a teasing tone. “You love my puns! But, maybe I haven’t been making enough.” Viridi narrowed his eyes at the look Moric had on his face.

“Moric, don’t.” He warned but Moric cut him off.

“I might be getting a little crusty!” A snort escaped Viridi and he covered his face laughing. He missed the fond look that crossed Moric’s face.

“That was awful!” Viridi complained. He lowered his hands back down and started to knead the dough again.“Your puns are getting worse and worse, Dad.”

Crash!

Viridi’s ears perked in surprise and he whirled around. Moric had dropped the bowl of sauce which had fallen to the kitchen floor and shattered, sending glass and sauce everywhere.

Moric was wide eyed behind his glasses, staring at Viridi in shock. There was a little smudge of sauce staining the edge of one of the lens of his glasses but Moric didn’t seem to notice. Viridi’s tail twitched nervously and he stepped a little closer, mindful of the glass everywhere.

“You okay?” He asked softly. “What happened?” Moric didn’t answer Viridi. He raised his hands to his mouth and it was only then when Viridi saw that tears were flooding all three of his eyes. Viridi took another step forwards, the bottom of his shoes getting stained with sauce. He thought back to their conversation. What had made Moric so upset.

Then it hit him, like someone punching him upside the head and Viridi froze.

“Your puns are getting worse and worse, Dad.”

Viridi stepped back away from Moric, glass crunching under his shoes, his heart falling into his stomach. Shit. “I, I’m sorry.” He said in a whisper. His ears flattened to his head in distress and his tail fell between his legs. Tears dripped down Moric’s cheek and Viridi could feel the guilt eating away at him.

He, Viridi couldn’t believe he was so stupid! Why would he call Moric dad, who the fuck did Viridi think he was?! He wasn’t a Fusion or someone important to Moric! He was just an Anxious Side to someone in another fucking dimension, he had no reason to think that Moric would ever want someone like him calling him, calling him that.

So stupid, he was so fucking stupid and now he’d have to leave and Viridi didn’t want to go back and be alone-

Arms wrapped around his shoulders and pulled into a chest, cutting off Viridi’s runaway thoughts. Viridi went tense and his ears quivered when Moric started to run his fingers through his hair with one hand, the other rubbing little circles into his back. With his face shoved into Moric’s chest, he could feel more than hear the laughter and little cries coming from the Fusion. Why was Moric laughing?

“I,” Viridi tried to think of something to say. “I’m sorry. I didn’t think, I, I won’t say it again if you don’t,” It was hard to speak through the lump that was growing in his throat. “I just, just thought.”  Viridi slowly looked up cautiously.

Moric was beaming down at him with big fat tears still rolling down his face. All three of his eyes were sparkling and his lips were stretched into the biggest grin Viridi had ever seen on him.

“Oh, Kiddo.” Moric cooed. “I’m not upset, Baby. I promise I’m not.” He laughed and stepped back (No, he’s leaving, he hates you) before kneeling down in front of Viridi and cupping his face in his large hands. “Viridi, Honey, I’m happy.”

Viridi blinked at the Fusion and his ears perked towards Moric. “You, you are?” His voice came out vulnerable and hopeful and nervous all mixed up together. Moric nodded eagerly.

“Viridi, I, I’m so,” His smile widened and he laughed breathlessly. “Oh, Hun. I can’t even describe how happy I am right now. You calling me Dad, it, it’s the best feeling in the world.” Moric squeezed Viridi’s cheeks between his hands gently. “Don’t be sorry.”

A warm feeling started to grow in Viridi’s stomach and spread all over him. “You don’t mind?” He asked in a whisper. Moric shook his head and pressed a kiss to each of Viridi’s cheeks.

“No, Hun. I don’t mind at all.” His expression turned sober and serious. “Viridi, you can call me whatever you want, okay? Whatever makes you comfortable.” Viridi smiled hesitantly and his tail started to twitch. Little tears pooled in his eyes and dripped down his cheeks. Moric was quick to wipe them away with his thumbs.

“Even Dad?” Viridi asked. “You’d be okay with that?” Moric’s smile returned and he laughed wetly, pressing a firm kiss to Viridi’s forehead.

“Kiddo, I’d be completely okay with that.” - stormcrawler75

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OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS SO CUTE AND HIM HOLDING HIS HANDS AND SHOWING HIM HOW TO WORK THE DOUGH!!! PRECIOUS!!!

WHAT IS LOVE BABY DONT HURT ME DONT HURT ME NO MORE 

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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Local tall man is too tall to stand up straight in his own reference. His boyfriend watches on in amusement. More at 4.

Ok but why is nobody talking about when Logan said “no one could understand me.” In that super emo voice™ at around 12:00

That was my favorite part in the whole video

It was great. Also omg can y’all imagine the emo version of Logan? If Thomas had an actual real emo phase does that mean at one point all the sides sort of dressed in some version of that?

Dark Prince™️ Roman- Fancy gothic clothing, writes dark romantic poetry

Emotional Fanboy Patton- cries over emo band music, wears so much merch, comfy dark clothes

Extra monochromatic/monotone Logan- he’s just done with everyone’s emotions. Black dress shirt, black tie, black pants. Always tired and irritable.

I just imagine Virgil acting and dressing the sameish, but maybe more teeny

Just different black hoodies on Virgil over the years. That’s why it was so shocking when he added some color.

This is the best head canon ever.

Hell yes!

I need a ficccc

Virgil’s the exact same but he does the Voice Crack all the time

Logan and Patron with "You're wrong." Please! If you don't mind. I don't know if you're still doing these :/

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“PATTON! WHERE IS IT?!”

Patton jumped up from the lounge just in time to see Logan run into the living-room. Oh no, he looked mad.

“Where is what, my ever so sweet husband?” Patton said smoothly, making sure to keep the coffee table between them.

“Don’t use that tone with me!” Logan said, taking another step forward and making Patton take two steps back.

“I’m sorry. I love you?”

“No you don’t!” Logan spat.

“Of course I do…What do you mean?” Patton was incredibly confused.

“If you loved me then you wouldn’t have eaten all my Crofter’s without replacing it!” Logan barked.

Ohhhh.

Now this made sense. Logan was absolutely crazy over this jam, personally Patton couldn’t see the appeal, he liked it well enough but it turned Logan into some kind of lunatic.

“Lo…honey,” Patton said gently, in the same tone as someone trying to control a wild dog. “You ate the last of it yesterday.”

Logan appeared highly offended. “How dare you accuse me of something like that? You’re wrong! If I ate the last of it then don’t you think I would have known to replace it?”

“You were pretty tired last night, Logan,” Patton said, “but it was definitely you who ate it.”

“Dad’s right,” Virgil said from the doorway. “You finished it off, Papa.”

“Oh….” Logan’s face turned red as he relaxed. “I… Ahem, I apologise, Patton.”

“That’s okay,” Patton said cheerfully. He was just glad that crisis was over.

“Yeah, it’s great,” Virgil said and crossed his arms moodily. “I have a question though, who the hell ate all my ice-cream?!”

Patton swallowed.

Uh-oh.

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Send me a prompt & character or pairing from TBAH, and I’ll write something small from the To Build A Home universe.

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Flenroenfowdnw

Virgil is such a mood in my house

This post is a spell.

Thank you universe, for all the abundance and greatness in my life. Thank you for the wonderful experiences, magical moments, beautiful people, and gracious support in my life. 

Thank you, thank you, 

THANK.

YOU.

💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖✨💖

Where To Now?

((I… uh… um… hmm. I… well. Hmm. At least… I got Patton and Logan right…?and Logans outfit resembled my au… but. Um… hm. 

I know I should be happy monster sides is (kind of) canon. I should be proud and I should count this as a win or something but…Where do I go from here? 

I was wrong. I chose and I chose badly. Its not a big deal but I still feel like it is because I based my entire au around what they are. I feel like I…. failed? no wait. like I… don’t… fully… grasp the characters? Maybe… I just…. Should I have made Virgil a vampire and Roman a mummy? I thought I chose well and it fit them but now Im not sure and Im doubting myself and Im really……  uncertain…. I don’t want to restart, I like what Ive done and I have no idea how their backstories would work if I made the switch. But now that monster sides is (kind of) canon and its different I feel like this au is pointless. I know this is a alternate universe and all and Its my holiday depression amping it all up but this kind of…… sucks. 

Theres an update coming soon, but after that, Im not sure  what to do anymore…))

Dude my fam, you choose fine these chices were you and your view if the charater your view is your view and YOU OWN IT NO MATTER THE PERSON EVERYONES OPINON IS DIFFRENT

and that means you look on his charaters is different then yours and that's butiful and yourself @askmonstersides

“why bother writing bisexual characters if they just end up in a m/f relationship”

my dude

my guy

my pal

stop talking forever

Oh I have never reblogged faster in my life

Watching my bi friends’ identities get erased when they‘re in m/f relationships makes me think it’s even MORE important to write bi characters in m/f relationships and then be REALLY BLATANT about the fact that one or both of them is bi.

That Trans Feeling When:

- you’re a closeted trans guy and your parents find out that you’ve been looking through baby names and panic because they think you’re pregnant. But you’ve really just been trying to pick your own name. 

- you want to look like the gender you are enough so that you pass to strangers but you don’t want your family knowing your trans.

- you have to present as the opposite gender and people tell you that you look good.

- you’re gay but closeted and trying to explain how you fit into the LGBT+ community.

- you feel like you’re passing and someone misgenders you.

- you’re out but see someone that you haven’t told and panic because you don’t feel like dealing with coming out to them that day. 

- you want to start dating but you don’t know when to tell the person you want to date that you’re trans.

- cis people are talking about something and you just can’t relate.

- you get okayed for an aspect of your transition but you can’t believe it’s true.

- you meet another trans person.

- people start talking about trans rights and they are actually allies.

Feel free to add on!

End of Year Meme

  1. First things first, did you have a good year?
  2. How old did you turn this year?
  3. Do you feel your age?
  4. Did your appearance change in anyway?
  5. Post your favorite selfie.
  6. If you traveled, where did you go?
  7. Which fashion trends did you love?
  8. Which fashion trends did you hate?
  9. What was your favorite article of clothing this year? Post a pic if possible?
  10. What song sums up this year for you?
  11. What album came out and has been on heavy rotation since then?
  12. What was your favorite movie of the year?
  13. Did an actor/actress catch your attention for the first time this year?
  14. Favorite new TV show?
  15. Which new ship/fandom has taken over a lot of your time, attention, and tears?
  16. What food did you try for the first time?
  17. Did you make any big permanent changes this year?
  18. What was one nice thing you did for someone else?
  19. What was one nice thing you did for yourself?
  20. Did you develop a new obsession?
  21. Did you vote?
  22. Did you move?
  23. Did you get a job?
  24. Did you get a pet?
  25. Do you regret not doing anything?
  26. Do you regret doing something?
  27. Have you done anything that scared you?
  28. Did anyone/thing make you so mad it stayed with you for days?
  29. Did you lose anyone close to you?
  30. Did you fall in love?
  31. Did you fall out of love?
  32. Did you start a new relationship?
  33. Did you go through a break up?
  34. Did you have to cut ties to someone?
  35. Who was important to you this year but wasn’t important last year?
  36. Who wasn’t as important to you this year as they were last year?
  37. If you could have a do over on one thing you did, would you take it?
  38. What was the best moment of the year for you?
  39. What was the worst?
  40. Did anything happen that you were sure would change you as a person but it really didn’t?
  41. Did anything happen to you that you were sure wouldn’t change you as a person but it did?
  42. What are you most proud of accomplishing?
  43. What have you learned about yourself this year that you didn’t know in the years prior?
  44. Did your opinion of anyone change for the better?
  45. Did your opinion of anyone change for worse?
  46. If you make resolutions, did you complete them this year?
  47. If you make resolutions, what will your resolutions be for the coming year?
  48. If you could go on an adventure during the remaining days of the year, where would you go and what would you do?  Who would you go this?
  49. What do you wish for others for the coming year?
  50. What do you wish for yourself?

PLEASE SPAM ME WITH THESE!

(But preferably one at a time; I’m on mobile).

@karmels-stuff please spread the word and also ask me one

21 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS

Congratulations @therealjacksepticeye!!!

1000

“All I do is talk and play games and babble on and on like an Irishman in a very weird bad Irish accent. But thank you guys so much every single one of you who has subscribed or anyone who’s ever watched one of my videos that is a huge milestone for me”

100000

“Thank you guys so much, it really does mean so much to me, I say it all the time, but I can’t put it into words enough, I can’t thank you guys enough. Just how much all of this means to me. It gives me a reason to be happy every single day, it gives me something to do, it drives my life forward, it makes me feel like I have something worthwhile on my hands”

1 million

“I don’t want this milestone to be all about me. I don’t want people to congratulate me at all. This is all on you guys. You guys are the ones who’ve done all this, you are the one million. I’m just one guy, I’m not even subscribed to my own channel. You guys are that number, you guys are that figure. You are not just a number to me, you are all individual, beautiful people and I respect each and every one of you for coming by and watching my stuff every single day and putting up with me and possibly going deaf in the process”

2 million

“Don’t think I’m not grateful though. You guys put in way more work than I did over the past year. You guys are the ones who got the channel to 2 million, to 1 million, to any of these milestones, it’s all because of all of you watching right now. Any of you who’ve clicked on a video, watched it, liked it, shared it, told people about me, even said bad things about me! It’s built me up as a better person over this whole year and it’s made me try my best for this channel and for all of you and to try and make everyone proud and I really hope that you guys are proud of the channel that we’ve all created here together and that we can do really good things next year!”

5 million

“It’s very heartwarming to see how many people have come onboard and just liked me for me and let me do my own thing and let me just have fun playing games and it’s so awesome and I’m very, very appreciative of it. I never ever take you guys for granted, ever. I really do see you all as individuals and I’m so happy that I get to talk to so many people every single day through my videos, and to connect with so many people”

8 million

“Thank you for being here. You make this one of the most fun times of my life and hopefully I can share this energy, this positivity, this journey and this experience with you all. That you feel like it’s more than just a YouTube channel, you feel like you’re here with a buddy! That you feel like you’re here with somebody that you know, that you can relate to and you can trust. Because that’s really what I want, I want to bridge that gap and make it feel more like a connection, like I’m a person and not just someone on the Internet making videos for laughs, making videos for money, making videos for views, anything like that”

10 million

“You have no idea how thankful I am for all of this. For what the channel is. For what it’s become. How fun it is. The size of it. The incredible community that’s behind it and everything. I have no idea how it happened or why it happened but I’m incredibly grateful for it and seriously, thank you, SO much for that”

15 million

“I know I say thank you a lot, and I know I do the same type of milestone vlogs over and over again but it’s only because I really want you guys to know how much I appreciate what you do for me. I know saying it too much can come across as like ‘yeah, we get it, you said this last time’ but seriously, I do still mean it every single time”

18 million

“I repeat myself a lot in these types of videos but I always want to reaffirm just how grateful I am for what you’ve given me and for what this channel has become. Because it’s so more much more than just me or just a few of us, anymore. It’s a huge worldwide thing now and it’s incredible and I want to use that influence to do good things. So let’s do it, together”

20 million

“But seriously, thank you so much for getting the channel to 20 million subscribers. I could sit here all day and I could tell you how grateful I am, and I could do all the extravagant things in the world to try and give something back and show how much all of this means to me but I don’t think any of it would ever qualify to the level that I want to give it. So just thank you sincerely from the bottom of my heart“

21 million!!!!

Notice a theme here? Saying we all the time, not I. Lots of thanking us, very little self congratulation?

Congratulations @therealjacksepticeye on 21 million subscribers! You more than deserve every single one!

It is totally clear that you are as grateful to us as we are to you. In my opinion you shouldn’t be, because frankly we wouldn’t have stayed if we didn’t have such a hardworking, kind and decent man to rally behind, who clearly loves what he does and loves sharing it with us and interacting with us. You don’t put yourself on a pedestal, you are not above criticism and no community is without it’s bad sides, especially not one of such gargantuan proportions! But thank you for trying, as best you can, to never loose sight of where you came from and trying to stick to your morals and who you are, in spite of all the massive life changes your monumental growth must have created. And thank you for creating such a wonderful community.

You bought together 21 million people (and counting!) of all different nationalities, genders, sexualities, people from all walks of life, and united us all under one banner of love and positivity. The Jacksepticeye banner. We are honoured to have been part of your journey and watched your growth as a person and watched you flourish into your YouTube career. We are all proud to be a part of your community and spread love to all, and PMA, in your name. Congratulations on your much deserved milestone dude. Here’s to the next one!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *HUGGLES*

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y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

We glorify war because it’s the only time we’re allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.

You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.

Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.

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you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

Aaaaand this is why men must stifle ourselves. Warriors must suppress their feelings for fear of being seen as psychotic.

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please get help like on the real, forreal, no jokes, get help

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@warriormale shut this fool down

Warriors hate war!

We hate it!

We go to war to defend the nation, a nation in peril.

Men die in war. They shed their blood and die defending their country.

Warriors don’t glorify war.

Warriors are not beasts.

Warriors are Men with feelings.

Warriors are human!

Warriors are fighters, trained with fight skills, with trained and conditioned bodies, imbued  with the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and always showing Respect.

Warriors are in full possession of their Manhood, deserving to be shown Respect.

They defend and protect their nation.

Always show Respect!

WarriorMale