Character Talking Emojis (will be used when camera is out)
Ringen = 💍
Flowey = 🌻
Artio = 🔪
Petyr = 🕷
Masaki = 👻
Toga = 🤖
Gaster = ⚫️ or 💀
New Characters
(H) = Hornet
(KS) = KingShade
(M) = Monika
(N) = Natsuki
(Y) = Yuri
(S) = Sayori
(🦔) = Samuel/Ringmaster.exe
(🦊) = Tails.DLL
(KDLL) = Knuckles.DLL
(🍳) = Eggman.DLL
(💥) = Metal.DLL
Oh you poor thing…
This is when it all starts going wrong.
Umm... Is it...? I mean, everything seems okay right now...
Amalgamation occurs shortly after reanimation…
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
™️🧍
OH GREAT I JUST COPYRIGHTED HUMAN EXISTENCE
💀🎉 ong im skeleton now
🖤🦈
rugh ru rugh im shark
🤣😒
I’m a teenager with hormones ig
🌻🥊
Punch Flowey is my gender!
Hello again my fluffy friend!
Can I offer you a [Null Item] in these peaceful times?
Haha what? Like this?
Indeed!
Oh, uh, then thanks for nothing!
(hehe)
You’re very welcome, I hope you have a good existence!
Hello again my fluffy friend!
Can I offer you a [Null Item] in these peaceful times?
Haha what? Like this?
Indeed!
(💍) I am going to build a FUCKING bee launcher!
(🌻) What!? Why!?
(Monika) She’s playing Pizza Tower, she’s been trying to P-Rank John Gutter for the past three hours.
(🦔) Let me try, I’m sure that it won’t be too hard to resist the urge to throw the computer across the room when I inevitably get angry!
(🌻)…
(🌻) That is the sanest thing you’ve said for the entirety that I’ve known you.
Foam shower moving at Mach 2!
📺 MARCH 2? I THOUGHT IT WAS APRIL 5!
📺 HAH!
I have been bested by a pun…
Monkey
(💍) Monkey.
(🌻) No.
(Sayori) Monkey!
(Monika) This is normal, isn’t it?
(Hornet) Probably.
reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers
when i say flood my inbox, i mean flood it. go wild y’all.
it’s true please do i ask this literally all the t i m e but it’s still so t r u e do not worry about being annoying i am literally never annoyed please just,, interact
I love interaction :D
Yes please!
Please!
^^^^
Like seriously. Please. Random questions, go!
Random bullshit go!
even tho it’s already happening IM STILL GONNA FUCKING REBLOG THIS SHIT!!!
I WILL FORCE FEED YA MEMES!
I have to ask, have you ever been smoked like a blunt on your Reset Escapades?
No! Stop fucking trying to smoke me like a blunt!
(🌻) Excuse my ally, she’s a bit on the random side, I hope you kill whoever you have it out for!
Okay really, rate the mona lisa out of 10
2
U wanna give ur reasoning?
You can’t eat it!
(🌻) Now where did she hide the-
(🦔) Did you find it Weedmiester?
(🌻) No, I found something even better!
(🦊) Where did you find something like that?
(🌻) Behind Doc’s computer, the big one all this Tumblr stuff happens through.
(🤖) Let me see if I can hack it… Damn, password protected.
(🌻) Because of course it is…
(🦔) Who says we just throw random bullshit at it until we crack the code?
(🦊) Don’t bother answering, he’s going to do it anyway.
(🦔) So askers, what’ll it be?
(🤖) It’s a six letter word…
Uhm, hello? A terminated connection? Oh dammit, ive had this happen before. Are yall okay?
(🌻) Oh I just turned off the machine, I don’t feel like broadcasting everyone’s pizza preferences for no reason.
(N) Monika, why did you specifically want only breadsticks!?
(M) I had a big lunch, I’m on a bit of a diet.
(💍) I’m hiding the power button from now on.
(👻) I uh…think th-that’s a good idea…
(🦔) YEET!
(🌻) *Demonic screaming as he flies through the air.*
(💍) I’m thinking of getting pizza, what do y’all want?
(🌻) I’m turning off the recording.
(🦊) Agreed.
(💍) Wait no please, I want to make cont-
Connection Terminated
HELLO. RINGEN IS YOUR NAME, ISNT IT. LOVELY TO MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
(💍) Why hello mystery man/woman/nonbinary pal/enemy!
(💍) I’m doing good, I just built a grenade launcher that shoots balloon platforms and Artio and Petyr just adopted Sayori!
(🌻) I give up on making sense of anything.
(👻) can i have a balloon?
(💍) Here Masaki!
(👻) yay!
(Natsuki) …And that’s why I think we should get married soon!
(Yuri) I’ll think about it dear!
(💍) By the way, I have forgotten to fix the camera and will continue to do so… now.
(💍) Also if you try any Anon BS, I am going straight to therapist.
(🌻) Don’t you mean therapy?
(💍) No, I’m using my psychology degree on myself, I didn’t go back to school for a fancy paper, I went back to be able to give myself therapy.
(🌻) You are the most pathetic being I have ever seen.
WHY WOULD I TRY. ANON BS. IT BRINGS NOTHING BUT PAIN
(💍) Anons like pain normally, it’s scientifically proven at this point that most Anons like chaos no matter the cost.
…DID YOU SAY A GRENADE LAUNCHER. IN YOUR ORIGINAL RESPONSE. WHY WOULD YOU NEED A GRENADE LAUNCHER
(🌻) Oh I wish she made a grenade launcher that shot grenades, it shoots balloon platforms, like from FNAF 3’s minigames.
(💍) I built it because I can!
(🕷) I’m a cannibal!
(💍) We know Petyr.
HELLO. RINGEN IS YOUR NAME, ISNT IT. LOVELY TO MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
(💍) Why hello mystery man/woman/nonbinary pal/enemy!
(💍) I’m doing good, I just built a grenade launcher that shoots balloon platforms and Artio and Petyr just adopted Sayori!
(🌻) I give up on making sense of anything.
(👻) can i have a balloon?
(💍) Here Masaki!
(👻) yay!
(Natsuki) …And that’s why I think we should get married soon!
(Yuri) I’ll think about it dear!
(💍) By the way, I have forgotten to fix the camera and will continue to do so… now.
(💍) Also if you try any Anon BS, I am going straight to therapist.
(🌻) Don’t you mean therapy?
(💍) No, I’m using my psychology degree on myself, I didn’t go back to school for a fancy paper, I went back to be able to give myself therapy.
(🌻) You are the most pathetic being I have ever seen.
WHY WOULD I TRY. ANON BS. IT BRINGS NOTHING BUT PAIN
(💍) Anons like pain normally, it’s scientifically proven at this point that most Anons like chaos no matter the cost.
HELLO. RINGEN IS YOUR NAME, ISNT IT. LOVELY TO MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
(💍) Why hello mystery man/woman/nonbinary pal/enemy!
(💍) I’m doing good, I just built a grenade launcher that shoots balloon platforms and Artio and Petyr just adopted Sayori!
(🌻) I give up on making sense of anything.
(👻) can i have a balloon?
(💍) Here Masaki!
(👻) yay!
(Natsuki) …And that’s why I think we should get married soon!
(Yuri) I’ll think about it dear!
(💍) By the way, I have forgotten to fix the camera and will continue to do so… now.
(💍) Also if you try any Anon BS, I am going straight to therapist.
(🌻) Don’t you mean therapy?
(💍) No, I’m using my psychology degree on myself, I didn’t go back to school for a fancy paper, I went back to be able to give myself therapy.
(🌻) You are the most pathetic being I have ever seen.
HELLO. RINGEN IS YOUR NAME, ISNT IT. LOVELY TO MEET YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
(💍) Why hello mystery man/woman/nonbinary pal/enemy!
(💍) I’m doing good, I just built a grenade launcher that shoots balloon platforms and Artio and Petyr just adopted Sayori!
(🌻) I give up on making sense of anything.
(👻) can i have a balloon?
(💍) Here Masaki!
(👻) yay!
(Natsuki) …And that’s why I think we should get married soon!
(Yuri) I’ll think about it dear!
(💍) By the way, I have forgotten to fix the camera and will continue to do so… now.
Uh, hey, guys. I'm sorry I seem to have disappeared from the site for a little while (like, almost a week, it looks like?). I wish I could tell you why, but I... don't actually seem to remember. There's a big gap in my memory from the whole time I was off... ugh, and my head's pounding, too.
It's weird... the Narrator doesn't even seem to have posted anything while I was gone? Or Jasper? Umm, Narrator, can you tell me what happened?
[... not really.]
What do you mean "not really?"
[I mean not really.]
That... umm... doesn't clarify anything, but okay?
So, anyway, did I miss anything...?
people are having problems
So... like just about every other day we've ever had on this website?
Toriel fell down, temmie is a god, MK made a blog, frisk is emo
Of... of course. What else did I expect? Angel forbid I disappear for 6 days without everything falling apart.
Wait, i thought noelle was on that "Fun gang" blog? this is strange
You're new around here, aren't you?
I'll give you the short version since I don't know how you'd handle the long version. Umm, this website, for some reason, seems to have multiple versions of the same person. Like identical twins, but... more than that. These people may have lived very similar or very different lives from each other - you probably won't know until you talk to them.
I’ve got this!
A timeline is one version of any set of events, an alternative timeline will have certain changes, therefore multiple versions of the same person can live infinitely different lives
Okay, at this point you need a therapist, luckily I know a few from across different parts of the multiverse who’ve dealt a bit with Anons, if you want I can try to get to come over to your timeline but they’re almost always busy…
* Thank you, but I promise I am alright.
I’m doubting it currently ma’am.
