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Fuck Yeah, Concrete!

@ask-me-about-my-thumbs

Nothing is planned. Sweet dreams are made of Cheese. I like D&D. He/Him 25. Not Straight.

Goku is on Namek fightin that Frieza guy…Goku uhh…flyin or doin somethin over there…

for context’s sake: this is from JBVO, a show hosted by Johnny Bravo where you could call in and request your favorite episode of a CN show and Johnny would play it for you. for the most part it worked out pretty smoothly since at the time cn’s shows mostly had an average episode length of 7 to 11 minutes.

but one day a viewer requested that they play their favorite episode of dragon ball z, a show with 23-minute long episodes. due to time constraints with both dbz AND jbvo they had to work a compromise: a sped up version of the requested dbz episode played with johnny narrating over it so people understood what’s going on

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thought it was a bit silly Paper Peach was always swinging around an open parasol so I made a closed parasol sprite for her :3

IT WORKS

had to angle it a bit in the sprite so itd make more contact w surfaces, I'm really proud of this one :)

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wait who the hell is this cool litle dude

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what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

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Tired: Bowser's kidnappings are arranged by Peach as a secret romance

Wired: Bowser's kidnappings are arranged by Mario as an elaborate form of timecard fraud

Gold Pride - Nytro Blaster

"2 'Gold Pride' monsters with different Levels You can target 1 monster your opponent controls; destroy it, then, if your LP are lower than your opponent's, you can destroy all cards in its adjacent Monster Zones and Spell & Trap Zones. You can only use this effect of 'Gold Pride - Nytro Blaster' once per turn. Once per turn, during the End Phase, if this effect was activated this turn: Return this card to the Extra Deck, and if you do, Special Summon 1 'Gold Pride - Nytro Head' from your Deck or GY."

I love carving out my bowling ball for Halloween.

Cy.... It's May

You ever tried to hollow out a bowling ball and carve a jackolantern into it? Shit takes forever.

hey honey? why would you say this

Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable. Much like getting your dick stuck in a bowling ball.

Everyone is so nosy today

All this focus on the past. I mean, "Why did you write this?" "Did you fuck my bowling ball?" "Why is this baseball bat sticky?" Can't we all just exist in the moment?

WHY IS THIS BASEBALL BAT STICKY??

See?

There's just no pleasing some people. Not me, I'm plenty pleased right now.

Baseball is a team sport. A team sport!

Oh don't worry multiple people were involved.