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I NEVER HAD A SOUNDCLOUD hahahahahaha

@ask-aph-angel-canada / ask-aph-angel-canada.tumblr.com

asks are open lol //shitposts// as canonical as [REDACTED] // ask Mary, Linda, or Margret anything they love asks// Tap Dance Club is on Wednesday

Of course I’ll help rob the bank, who do you take me for?

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GOOD well rob them and then poke their eyes.

#they’ll never see it coming HAHAHAHAHA oh my god jm funny.#you get it cuz like; see? cuz when we poke them they like#like that one scene in Waterboy#you guys have seen that movie. yeah?#captian insano shows no mercy! 😼#IF YOU GUYS HAVENT SEEN IT YOU NEED TO ITS SO FUNNY JUST YOUTUBE ‘waterboy eye poke’ AND YOULL FIND KT#anyways so uhhh topic switch#i’m real upset about the whole Technoblade thing; he was such a good guy it’s so awful to see him go so soon#he was such an inspiration to me and really helped shape my humor and i’ve met so many friends because of him#i hope he’s flying high; he deserves it#NO CUZ THE FUCKER MADE MERCH FOR HIS DEATH TOO HE’S PROFITING OFF HIS DEATH#WHAT A CHAD THO I WOULD DO IT TOO 🤧#ask aph angel canada#messenger boy#teehee added that tag there#teehee anyways it’s Fourth of July (well in 2 hours!) so there’s that#nah cuz my poor cat bro he’s so scared of loud noises and fireworks aren’t gonna help#only i can rlly comfort him too cuz he’s scared of#most of my family so like UGH I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND KISS HIM I MISS MY BOY. my little thumbo 😞#IDK IM LIKE a lot is going on in my life but i’m alright with it; UGH IM MAINLY JUST EXCITED FOR MY CLASSES NEXT YEAR AND AHHH GUYS#WE ARE GOING DRESS SHOPPING THIS MONTH ON THE 23RD IR 24TH AND EJENEJENEN#IM SO EXCITED.#EVEN IF YOU GUYS DONT WANT IT IM STILL GONNA SHOW A PIC OF THE DRESS ON HERE#it’s gonna be so pretty guys 🙄✋#ayo ask aph angel canada mod face reveal?#it’s nothing special even then rofl but still#UGH IM JUST SUPER EXCITED FOR FALL 🥰🥰#teehee and laufey is posting her album then; i wanna get it on vinyl cuz i have a record player#yes ik im indie and cool 😼😼 hold your applause please 🤧#ANYWAYS HYE GUYS LOL

I think you should rob a bank

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messenger boy, i only will if you help me

#ask aph angel canada#we need the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP to rob every bank we want.#jay kay thats cringe#messenger boy#no#friendship is NOT cringe.#anyways guys#you guys know the ex i spoke abt?#he keeps sending ppl to insult me ONE OF WHICH WAS A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD LIKE WHAT#HOMIE WE R IN HIGH SCHOOL AND UR SENDJNG 6TH GRADERS TO Harrass me😱#its ok tho i became their friend and they aren’t super fond of him and he made them cry ljke; i feel sk bad man.#btw i have a banging playlist on spotify so like follow me#its a playlist for my future soulmate cuz when i find them jts OVER for you guys.#nah but fr my ex is fucking obsessed with me. its sad cuz he already has a new partner#them sending ppl to bash on me makes them seem crazy cuz like; why r they still thinking of me? homie u have a new partner 🗿#i think hes mad cuz i blocked him on everything lollllll#he tried stalking me on this dream smp gacha rp acc he has 💀💀 ITS SO CRINGE OMfg.#IK I HAVE A HETALIA ASK BLOG BUT LIKE MY POSTS R FUNNY#i think they’re silly#nah but fr my ex needs to back off and get off my ass. im so close to dm’ing him asking why tf hes so obsessed with me#he was lying to his friends to make me seem worse via saying i was the one to break things off#i have screenshots; its a clear lie; he jusr wants to be the victim. and he was mad that i held my friends’ hand for a min when he literally#fr got ‘married’ with his ‘friend’ like ???? he had the nerve to say it was platonic and i was overreacting too 💀 like what#and he did shit like that ALL THE TIME and his justification was ‘jealousy looks cute on you’ bro what 💀#anyways thats a vent abt him cuz hes mad annoying bro. hate him AND I HAVE MORE SHIT ON HIMMM hes awful lol#i will never stoop that low again cuz hot girls like me dont do that 😮‍💨😮‍💨

he’s following me now everybody act cool

the-king-of-pentacles

Hi Matthew

uh hi ig

the-king-of-pentacles

Want to join my group? You have some followers and I think they’d like to join too :}!

what kind of group is it

the-king-of-pentacles

A wellness and group in the pursuit of happiness! We find our happiness by worship, that worship will bring us the things we desire and yearn for more than anything in life.

so a cult

the-king-of-pentacles

WHAT NO ITS NOT A CULT ITS A GROUP WHERE WE WORSHIP GODS AND IN RETURN FOR OUR DEVOTION WE RECEIVE GOODS OF ALL KINDS. IM THE MESSENGER OF THE GODS AND THEY WANT ME TO RECRUIT MORE PEOPLE.

thats literally the definition of a cult

he’s following me now everybody act cool

the-king-of-pentacles

Hi Matthew

uh hi ig

the-king-of-pentacles

Want to join my group? You have some followers and I think they’d like to join too :}!

what kind of group is it

the-king-of-pentacles

A wellness and group in the pursuit of happiness! We find our happiness by worship, that worship will bring us the things we desire and yearn for more than anything in life.

so a cult