MY SPOTIFY PLAYLIST HAS 9 LIKES IM SO FUCKING POPULAR.
update, IT HAS 20
ooc but i just got my quince dress so here it is
(ignore my hand, it kinda looks like roblos)
#ooc teehee#ITS OFFWHITE N I LIKE IT A LOT cuz i wore it with a crown when trying it on#i’m gonna get it smaller tho cuz apparently i’m a smol petite lil girl 🥺#no idea who i’m gonna dance with#but hopefully they’re cool#anyways guys omfg.#my ex texted me the other day and was like ‘hey this is ur ex; i’m texting u from my new number so you can block me’#bro what 💀#there’s no way i would’ve gotten his new number; it just made it look like he wanted to talk to me like bruhh#AND WHEN I ASKED HOW I WOULD EVEN GET HIS NEW NUMBER HE SAID ‘well id somebody i knew leaked it-‘ bro why would i text a random number🗿#i started insulting him calling him stupid and saying he stoops rlly low and is like; a lot of bad things soooo#i ended it with ‘(their ex friend) was right about everything#-never message me again’#ok that sounds super mean but it was deserved; he shared my insecurities with his friends like it was nothing. he’s just mad that he has#to repeat a grade while i get to do AP classes lol 😋 anyways that was it#can’t wait for my quince tho#u guys will be invited ‼️‼️#anywyas i want to smooch piers from swsh#jkjk
the-king-of-pentacles
can’t wait to relax today!
relax on deez nuts lmfao
I can’t follow you on Spotify if I don’t have it :D
ITS TSUNDERE TRASH WITH APH ENGLAND AS THE PFP AND THE PLAYLIST NAME IS “Dear Soulmate,” CUZ NEW LAUFEY LIN SONG.
#ooc teehee#i got Tsundere Trash when i was super into Romano and England so don’t bash on me#yes that’s right i wasn’t always a Canada simp 😞#it’s my user on most music platforms cuz im on quite a few 🤧#Audiomack is one and I used to post songs on there for Offline Listening (didn’t have spotify premium then lol)#And this new one that’s like Deci#Decibel.fm and GUYS IM SO POPULAR THERE.#THEY LOVE ME#THEY WRE JUST BEGGING FKR ME#these hoes LINING UP FOR ME. GOD THEY ARE SAVAGESSSS
Of course I’ll help rob the bank, who do you take me for?
GOOD well rob them and then poke their eyes.
#they’ll never see it coming HAHAHAHAHA oh my god jm funny.#you get it cuz like; see? cuz when we poke them they like#like that one scene in Waterboy#you guys have seen that movie. yeah?#captian insano shows no mercy! 😼#IF YOU GUYS HAVENT SEEN IT YOU NEED TO ITS SO FUNNY JUST YOUTUBE ‘waterboy eye poke’ AND YOULL FIND KT#anyways so uhhh topic switch#i’m real upset about the whole Technoblade thing; he was such a good guy it’s so awful to see him go so soon#he was such an inspiration to me and really helped shape my humor and i’ve met so many friends because of him#i hope he’s flying high; he deserves it#NO CUZ THE FUCKER MADE MERCH FOR HIS DEATH TOO HE’S PROFITING OFF HIS DEATH#WHAT A CHAD THO I WOULD DO IT TOO 🤧#ask aph angel canada#messenger boy#teehee added that tag there#teehee anyways it’s Fourth of July (well in 2 hours!) so there’s that#nah cuz my poor cat bro he’s so scared of loud noises and fireworks aren’t gonna help#only i can rlly comfort him too cuz he’s scared of#most of my family so like UGH I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND KISS HIM I MISS MY BOY. my little thumbo 😞#IDK IM LIKE a lot is going on in my life but i’m alright with it; UGH IM MAINLY JUST EXCITED FOR MY CLASSES NEXT YEAR AND AHHH GUYS#WE ARE GOING DRESS SHOPPING THIS MONTH ON THE 23RD IR 24TH AND EJENEJENEN#IM SO EXCITED.#EVEN IF YOU GUYS DONT WANT IT IM STILL GONNA SHOW A PIC OF THE DRESS ON HERE#it’s gonna be so pretty guys 🙄✋#ayo ask aph angel canada mod face reveal?#it’s nothing special even then rofl but still#UGH IM JUST SUPER EXCITED FOR FALL 🥰🥰#teehee and laufey is posting her album then; i wanna get it on vinyl cuz i have a record player#yes ik im indie and cool 😼😼 hold your applause please 🤧#ANYWAYS HYE GUYS LOL
I think you should rob a bank
messenger boy, i only will if you help me
#ask aph angel canada#we need the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP to rob every bank we want.#jay kay thats cringe#messenger boy#no#friendship is NOT cringe.#anyways guys#you guys know the ex i spoke abt?#he keeps sending ppl to insult me ONE OF WHICH WAS A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD LIKE WHAT#HOMIE WE R IN HIGH SCHOOL AND UR SENDJNG 6TH GRADERS TO Harrass me😱#its ok tho i became their friend and they aren’t super fond of him and he made them cry ljke; i feel sk bad man.#btw i have a banging playlist on spotify so like follow me#its a playlist for my future soulmate cuz when i find them jts OVER for you guys.#nah but fr my ex is fucking obsessed with me. its sad cuz he already has a new partner#them sending ppl to bash on me makes them seem crazy cuz like; why r they still thinking of me? homie u have a new partner 🗿#i think hes mad cuz i blocked him on everything lollllll#he tried stalking me on this dream smp gacha rp acc he has 💀💀 ITS SO CRINGE OMfg.#IK I HAVE A HETALIA ASK BLOG BUT LIKE MY POSTS R FUNNY#i think they’re silly#nah but fr my ex needs to back off and get off my ass. im so close to dm’ing him asking why tf hes so obsessed with me#he was lying to his friends to make me seem worse via saying i was the one to break things off#i have screenshots; its a clear lie; he jusr wants to be the victim. and he was mad that i held my friends’ hand for a min when he literally#fr got ‘married’ with his ‘friend’ like ???? he had the nerve to say it was platonic and i was overreacting too 💀 like what#and he did shit like that ALL THE TIME and his justification was ‘jealousy looks cute on you’ bro what 💀#anyways thats a vent abt him cuz hes mad annoying bro. hate him AND I HAVE MORE SHIT ON HIMMM hes awful lol#i will never stoop that low again cuz hot girls like me dont do that 😮💨😮💨
did you rob a bank
I WOULD NEVER ROB A BANK WOW who do you take me for? alfred?? smdh.
#ask aph angel canada#thats alfred behavior bro. smdh#i mean i could#that would be funny#does robbing banks get clout 🤨#anyways guys heyyyyyy#hru guy ya#messenger boy#sighhhhh i’m so HUNGRYYYY i’m gonna go to costco tho so im gonna eat some free samples teehee#im staying at my uncles’ house for a week so i’m happy cuz i’m the favorite of one of them#we watch a lot of rupaul tho but im good with that#i lub tuna too it’s yummy#anyways bye bye guys i’ll try not to die 😍😍 again
@the-king-of-pentacles why is ur hair white? r u rlly old or som
the-king-of-pentacles
NO I AM NOT. IM YOUR AGE.
ok then what number am i thinking of rn
the-king-of-pentacles
HOW DOES THAT CORRELATE.
that’s not a number bro 😟
@the-king-of-pentacles why is ur hair white? r u rlly old or som
the-king-of-pentacles
NO I AM NOT. IM YOUR AGE.
ok then what number am i thinking of rn
im literally living proof you can still look good during a quarter-life crisis
#ask aph angel canada#ugh im so popular and cool and sexy and hot and smart and funny and#GUYS OOC#OH MY FUCK I JUST ATE SOME POZOLE AND IT WAS RLLY RLLY GOOD BUT OH MY FUCK.#MY STOMACH HURTS CUZ IM TOO FULL IT WAS SO GOOD THO 😞😞#theres tamales too i lvoe tamales sm. AND IM HAVING MY FRIEND OVER TMRAND ITS GONNA BE THE FIRST TIME A FRIEND COMES TO MY HOUSE#actually in december; she HATED me bc i was friends with her bf and he had a crush on me n stuff so i stopped talking to him completely#then like bc we were in the same circle of friends even then; me and her became friends and now we r actually rlly good friends#we cut off her ex bf cuz he cheated on her n stuff and she was rlly sad abt it and told me and i was like#if you say ‘but matthew polar bears don’t shed!’ stfu my polar bear is built different#as im typing that i see that tag oh my fuck#anyways i told her that shes a fucking 9 and hes at most a 5 and thag she could too much better than an asshole like him.#so shes coming over tmr and im excited abt it n stuff 😼✌️#so yeah that’s what’s going on rn 😩😩
he’s following me now everybody act cool
the-king-of-pentacles
Hi Matthew
uh hi ig
the-king-of-pentacles
Want to join my group? You have some followers and I think they’d like to join too :}!
what kind of group is it
the-king-of-pentacles
A wellness and group in the pursuit of happiness! We find our happiness by worship, that worship will bring us the things we desire and yearn for more than anything in life.
so a cult
the-king-of-pentacles
WHAT NO ITS NOT A CULT ITS A GROUP WHERE WE WORSHIP GODS AND IN RETURN FOR OUR DEVOTION WE RECEIVE GOODS OF ALL KINDS. IM THE MESSENGER OF THE GODS AND THEY WANT ME TO RECRUIT MORE PEOPLE.
thats literally the definition of a cult
he’s following me now everybody act cool
the-king-of-pentacles
Hi Matthew
uh hi ig
the-king-of-pentacles
Want to join my group? You have some followers and I think they’d like to join too :}!
what kind of group is it
the-king-of-pentacles
A wellness and group in the pursuit of happiness! We find our happiness by worship, that worship will bring us the things we desire and yearn for more than anything in life.
so a cult
he’s following me now everybody act cool
the-king-of-pentacles
Hi Matthew
uh hi ig
the-king-of-pentacles
Want to join my group? You have some followers and I think they’d like to join too :}!
what kind of group is it
he’s following me now everybody act cool
the-king-of-pentacles
Hi Matthew
uh hi ig
LINDA SAID CHRY SHOULD MAKE A TUMBLR OH FML.