due to personal reasons I’m allowing the jonas brothers to fill the void one direction left

when i see a sandwich just lying on the subway tracks i eat it knowing someone has probably not licked it too recently. i believe in the inherent good will of man.

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??

Don’t. I felt this way too, in my twenties, but you know what? I began transitioning at 30. I went back to grad school at 32. I’m living my best life, and while I’m a little behind the curve compared to some of my classmates on some things, I’m also so far ahead of them on others. You need follow nobody’s schedule but your own. Life is hard and the world isn’t doing any of us favors. Be kind to yourself, and remember that you still have plenty of time. The only difference between starting now and 5 or 10 years earlier is now you have more experience.

I needed to hear this so badly

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

quality marine philosophy discourse

making pasta with someone u love

curly hair is so.. . romantic

my pet: *does anything*

me:

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

puppy love

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017

It’s really interesting what she says “I can’t give you what a man can.” A lot of gay men avoid relationships with bi men because they worry that they can’t provide what a woman can. People, gay or straight, think that for a bi person the grass is always greener on the other side.

Straight men and lesbians have said the same. It’s insecurity rooted in the notion that bi people have all the options constantly at their fingertips AND are insatiable. We don’t choose a team, we choose a person. A failure to understand this mostly boils down to people not believing bisexuality is real.

find yourself someone who will never take you for granted; find yourself someone who will love you as much as chandler bing loves monica geller

When someone asks me why i’m still single