A computer representation of Jupiter’s atmosphere, sourced from NASA’s 1978 Aeronautics and Space Report.

This tickles my brain funny

This is not a fucking game, this is your actual life. Those mornings wasted scrolling as soon as you wake up for 1 hour plus are over. You’re done watching other peoples lives, because your life is about to become a highlight reel. YOU are the main character. YOU are living the life of your absolute dreams. YOU are finally making the moves you have been imagining. Your wardrobe FINALLY reflects everything you’ve been visualising. When you look in the mirror you feel like an absolute GODDESS, BEAUTIFUL, RADIANT. You wake up and feel so ENERGISED. You’ve created a life that excites you, that motivates you, that fulfils you. Feel it, breathe into it. It’s all yours babygirl. 

amazing vaunt:

I’m done watching other peoples lives, because my life is now a highlight reel. I am the main character. I am living the life of my absolute dreams. I am finally making the moves I have been imagining. My wardrobe FINALLY reflects everything I’ve been visualising. When I look in the mirror I feel like an absolute GODDESS, BEAUTIFUL, RADIANT. I wake up and feel so ENERGISED. I’ve created a life that excites me, that motivates me, that fulfils me. I feel it, I breathe into it. It’s all mine!

by Lucjan_

more of this please

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

@mealjo I love being gay and doing nothing with you 💕

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

Parks and Recreation (2009-2015)

im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question

Smootch.

Love is the best scent #34.

Pretending not to see me but clearly eating towards me, and then acting surprised when I am in her way. Sneaky weirdo.

But that kiss at the end was nice of her.

i needed to read this

Birders, 2019 (dir. Otilia Portillo Padua)

the evening and the morning

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

This is so important

That self-aggrandizing technique is no joke.

I replaced “I’m stupid” with “I’m a God damn genius.” “Move over newton” “another masterpiece”

I replaced “gross/ disgusting” with “sexy/attractive” “the hight of elegance”

I replaced “I suck/ that sucked/ this is bad” with “fantastic”, “a lovely time”, “ swell/jolly good”

Replace every negative with a positive. Say it so sarcastically. Make it complicated make it entertaining have fun with it.

It will stop your self deprecating and build confidence. And people are more easygoing around you.

#a good stopgap is being neutral rather than negative/positive #when i drop smth at work i just say #ah… gravity. #and move on (tags by @whatever-you-can-give-me )

^^^ to those of you who complain that it feels weird or uncomfortable or not genuine to immediately switch to self-aggrandizement, try this instead!!! nobody on this post is kidding that it helps - you’re basically building a manual override for the mental pathways your brain is used to so you can switch those train tracks

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

i simply do not vibe with the concept of having to give away human hours of my life in exchange for the necessities of living