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Sonic Advance 3 (2004) - Sonic & Tails - Boss Clear

they threw it really far

interspecies catfishing

I hate that I know exactly where this is

We have crab’s legs.

By which we don’t mean sexy human legs, like actual crabs legs.

Using this meme to explain inelastic demand to first year Econ students

Jurassic World

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

I’m lost

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

I think instead of a military discount we should have a milf discount

[ID: a tweet from user @Tallboi_Icedtea reading: you alright babe? you hardly said cows when we passed that field of cows /END ID]

my little brother got a girlfriend recently and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other brother, his twin, keeps changing his icon to a third wheel character to annoy them

twitter check marks being like “we’re all to blame for the smear campaign against britney spears uwu” ok i was busy being a child lol

Hey mutuals if Tumblr goes down remember you can find me as a 1% encounter rate in Johto’s Dark Cave