I need someone to Steddify this
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Autocorrect has done me the absolute dirty and I can never show my face on campus ever again 😭
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i love being the exception in all my self ships.
he would hate being called daddy okay but when i say it he gets hard and tells me to say it again
that character wouldn’t get married he started looking at engagement rings after the third date with me
he wouldn’t like bubbly, sweet girls he sees me and his entire world lights up and he can’t bear to be apart from my warmth and my laughter
that character would prefer a different body type over yours he saw me naked once and now can’t ever get me out of his head, and can’t wait to have his hands on me again
that character wouldn’t want kids yeah well with me he wants to give me a baseball team
(that’s the beauty and fun self shipping, you personalize it to make it comforting and fun for you)
eddie replies to one of your selfies with a pic of his stomach covered in cum, his hand still wrapped around his swollen, spent cock.
sorry, you’re just so pretty, he types. i had to show you what you do to me.
this is filthy sorry not sorry 🫠 warnings: oral m receiving, cum eating, implications of pegging
jonathan’s so pretty when you have him laid out on the bed, your tongue and eddie’s swiping over the swollen tip of his cock. it’s a pleading shade of red, leaking desperately as you tease and tease and tease. eddie’s mouth gravitates towards his balls, sucking them into his mouth slowly and letting them go as soon as jonathan’s hands grip the sheets.
The best part about pegging Eddie Munson is using his own words against him (18+ only, minors DNI!)
somewhere, tonight | eddie munson x reader
summary: after a night out, you cross paths with your neighbor. against his judgment (and yours), he shows you a good time.
warnings: 18+ mdni! cheating (eddie is married, r is single), alcohol use, oral sex (m & f receiving), unprotected piv, multiple orgasms, pet names. in my head eddie is much older than r but it’s not mentioned in the fic, so imagine it however u want!
a/n: this is a re-upload from march. cheater!eddie still lives rent free in my head and i’m not sorry
“Thank you soooo much,” you tell your Uber driver, a woman around your age who had let you sit in the front seat and pick the music for your ride home. “I literally wouldn’t have made it here without you.”
“Of course,” she chirps back, grinning, clearly not annoyed by your slurred words and overenthusiastic gratitude. “Get inside safe!”
You rattle off a few more words of thanks as you clamber out of the Honda, heels clicking on the gravel. A sudden gust of wind sends shivers up your spine, reminding you that it’s not technically spring yet, and your too-short skirt and spaghetti strap top aren’t doing much to protect you from the cold. In fact, they’re not doing anything at all. You walk a bit faster up your driveway, glad that you’d had the foresight to turn on the porch light before you’d left earlier.
Entirely focused on getting your keys out of your purse, you don’t notice when your neighbor’s front door swings open, a wave of smoke preceding the confident stride of the man who lives beside you. He’s stumbling a little, too, a glass of wine sloshing in one hand as he shuts the door after himself and sinks into one of the chairs on the porch. You only notice him when you look up to fumble with your keys, unlocking the door in an imprecise, graceless motion.
hi petal! i've got an idea if you're still looking for requests c:
-imagine the squad goes camping but there was a miscommunication/error in booking and steve ends up having to room with eddie & the reader.
-he's already annoyed about having to third wheel but also bc he knows theyre always going at it.
-one night, he went to bed earlier than the group.
-by the time eddie & reader get to bed, they assume he's fast asleep but they were kinda loud coming into the cabin so he stirs awake.
-once they're in bed, they start messin around and eventually have sex, not caring about how loud their being bc they still think steve is asleep when really he's wide awake like O.O
(i'll leave it up to you whether or not steve gets himself off to them doin it but part of me feels like he has a voyeurism kink heehehe)
Wide Awake
Eddie Munson x Reader, x Steve Harrington (slight)
Summary: on a trip with friends, Steve ends up rooming with Eddie and you, the token sex addicts as he’s lovingly called you. He goes to bed early and you and Eddie calling soon after, thinking he’s fast asleep when you two start messing around
I seriously loved writing this so much! Thank you for the request! I’m a big fan of Steddie x reader and I’ve really been wanting to write more with Stevie <3 thank you! Love, Petal
wordcount: 2k
Warnings: smut, slight dubious consent, swearing, penetrative sex, voyeurism (Steve can hear reader and Eddie going at it), exhibitionism (Eddie and reader are definitely getting off on it, praise, slight humiliation?
He should’ve been the one to call and book the rooms. Maybe then they would’ve gotten four rooms with one bed each instead of two rooms with two beds each. Steve glared at you and Eddie across the fire pit, cozied together. Your face was buried into Eddie’s neck as you laughed at something Robin said. He didn’t hate you or Eddie, in fact, he loved you both immensely, his best friends. What he hated was the fact that you were always on each other. A constant reminder of how he was alone when the two of you looked happier than anyone had been before. It didn’t help that Steve had a thing for the both of you before you started dating.
Steve watched as Eddie’s hand slipped from your waist to your thigh, gripping it tightly and pulling you closer to him. He watched as your lips found Eddie’s pulse point, leaving nothing more than a gentle kiss, but it was enough to let Steve know you two were about to be interested in more than friendly kisses and lingering touches.
That was his cue to leave, go to bed and fall asleep before he got stuck listening to you two go at it.
He said his goodnights to everyone and all but ran to the room he’d soon be sharing with you and Eddie. His bed was cold and comfortable, but he was bitter and annoyed, and the cold only reminded him that there was nobody else to warm his bed with him. He hadn’t laid there long before he’d almost fallen asleep, resting on his side and blanket up to his chin as he faced the wall. His drowsiness was quick to leave him when he heard the door swing open and close.
more sex shop worker eddie thoughts bc i need him biblically. 18+
you’re on the verge of what would be your most earth-shattering orgasm to date when your vibrator betrays you.
your naked body, painted with a thin layer of sweat, sprawls over the wrinkled sheets of your bed, the damp fabric clinging to your skin as you gasp for breath. you’re working the vibrator over your slick folds, through the creamy spend of your previous orgasm, and every sensation below your waist is pure ecstasy. it hasn’t taken long to bring you right back to the edge - your back arches of its own accord, your eyes squeezing shut as a flurry of daydreams passes through your head.
all of them, it turns out, involve the very person who’d sold you the vibrator buzzing between your legs. eddie.
"F-Fuck, it feels so good. Don't stop." Steve moans and you sink further down on his cock.
The feel of him stretching wide open feels so good as his hands grip your waist. Your knees sit either side of his hips and you lift yourself up before slamming yourself down on his cock.
You watch as Steve turns into a moaning mess beneath you and feel yourself getting wetter as his cock reaches just where you need him.
You hear your door open and don't stop, knowing it's just Eddie arriving. You make eye contact as he finds you both on the sofa.
He takes in your position and the clothes scattered around the floor.
"You little slut. You wore that knowing it would work and help you seduce Steve faster than I could." Eddie pouts, pointing at the offending article of clothing and Steve looks over at him with disbelief.
"Sorry, honey. You know I play to win, and I'm not afraid to play dirty." You smirk.
"You were both trying to seduce me?" Steve says bemused.
"Duh. You're hot." You and Eddie say in unison, and you all burst into giggles.
Eddie starts undressing, throwing his clothes around haphazardly, and Steve watches him intently. Eyes widening when he sees Eddie's huge cock, slightly bigger than his own already more than average sized one.
"Room for one more?" Eddie asks.
You clench around Steve's cock at the thought. This was the moment you and Eddie were hoping for and it was coming true.
"Y-Yes," Steve moans out, "fuck you're both so hot. Oh my god."
Going down on Steve when he’s trying to play a video game with Eddie, stopping him as he tries to quickly mute his headset, as you smirk at him from your knees. “No baby, let him hear.” Eddie may spend the whole time hard in his pants, hearing you go down on his best friend.
barbie movie of all time fr fr 😭 I get why ryan gosling is moving like that now I truly do! it's got everything a ken dance off! a pride and prejudice joke aimed to annihilate every girlie on this website specifically! michael cera but he's ginger! john cena as a mermaid! hashtag snyder cut drag <3! ryan gosling in a fur coat without a shirt on being obsessed with horses! margot robbie ACTING CAPITAL LETTERS ACTINGGG. KEN DANCE OFF!!!!!!!!!!! deprogramming barbies to free them from patriarchal subjugation! beach! jamie demetriou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! people running in ways u didn't even think possible! america ferrera giving a rousing devastating speech about the horror of being a woman in the real world just trying to exist! so many people on so many rollerblades! PINK!
ryan gosling this. ryan gosling that. margot robbie made barbie what it is. she OWNED it. put respect on her name
the thing that gets me about about barbie is that barbie land wasn’t even purposefully a matriarchy, barbie land came about because of the way little girls were playing with their barbies, it wasn’t created by mattel it was created by the people using the toys, so the fact that the barbies ignored the ken’s and had girls night every night wasn’t because they had some bias against him, it was just an accurate depiction of how kids play with barbies. I had some ken dolls as a child and they were essential to the plot in the sense that of course my barbie has a boyfriend because that represented the world i saw around me, but also he didn’t have any purpose in my dream world because i was only interested in what the girls were doing because they represented me and how i wanted to be, I wanted girls night every night I wanted the girls to be president and austronauts and not because of some inherent feminist idea but because I was a girl and I wasn’t thinking about boys, ken was an accessory. this movie wasn’t made to change the world but it showed a different perspective than what we usually see which I thought was fun. Men don’t have to be the centre of all our stories and its not even because we hate them, sometimes we’re just not thinking about them
So there's this video trend that pops up on gymtok/brotok every once in a while. And because I follow around about Crossfit and lifting techniques I'll see them. But anyways I'm not sure if it's truly called anything, but I will dub it "the cake test" because someone will lay stomach-side down on the ground and then a friend will roll a loaded barbell overtop of them (they roll it from your feet towards your head). The goal is to see if you have enough cake to stop the barbell from rolling any further up. If the barbell stops on your butt or before it reaches your back, congrats you've got cake! If not? Uh oh...
Anyways... I was thinking that this would be yet another thing that Billy and Steve would be up to. Yet again messing around with the school's gym equipment. Maybe because it started with an argument first about who was thiccest. 😭 And then maybe even Eddie swings by, he has no clue what's going on but he wants to be included. So they include him. But the barbell just rolls right over him and doesn't stop until it's damn near at his shoulders. And Steve and Billy are looking at each other, and it's really quiet. And Eddie's even more confused just laying there, "so did I win? ... Guys? Guys?"
Billy: Nah, I'm not gay. I'm homie-sexual *gives Eddie a bro fist and an open-mouth kiss*
Steve: 😳 Can-... *sweating*...Can I be a homie too?? 🥺
JULY RECAP
It was definitely one of my more successful months.. Hopefully I can make more in August 😅
Steve tries to stay quiet while he gets ready for work, but Eddie hears him. He keeps his eyes closed and just listens- to Steve grumbling to himself when his hair doesn’t sit quite right, who starts to hum and whisper some catchy song. Eddie turns his sleepy gaze onto Steve as he shuffles around their room- watching quietly as he slips on his clothes, his shoes, a simple chain with Eddie’s ring around his neck. A warm, affectionate smile breaks across his face. Before he leaves, Steve glances at what he expects to be a sleeping Eddie, but instead, he’s met with a rasped, ‘Hey.’ Eddie sits himself up, stretches his arm across Steve’s side of the bed, and reaches, fingers wiggling. Steve crosses the room to cradle his face.
Their foreheads press, noses bump, and Steve brushes his fingers across scars and dimples.
He breathes a quiet,
‘Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you.’
Eddie huffs a tired laugh,
‘You know I never mind.’
Because, yeah.
Every morning Steve tries to stay quiet while he gets ready for work, but Eddie always hears him.
The homoeroticism between them was so strong they had to kill Billy off