“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting the rest of our lives.”
— Lemony Snicket; The Ersatz Elevator
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants
my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
You ever sat back and realized how much you allowed yourself to suffocate at one point in time because you were too kind?
