every nightmare is a caged bird...

interesting how the tiktokers who larp as 2014 tumblr it-girl arent brave enough to bring these back

cowards probably aren't even on house arrest

maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

me being fascinated by the complex political caste system in the getting-rawed-by-two-dragons book

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

Misery and Lowe - Bride

Artist: @svanhaart / @svanha for @owlcrate

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

I can't be the first to make this connection

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

I can’t believe that Invader Zim has had a comeback but nobody has posted this yet

A toxic trait of mine is that sometimes when dragon age is going on about how many people died in the Chantry explosion my first thought is "it was just Hightown"

"you're laughing. An anarchist blew up a megachurch in the richy-rich mcmansion part of town, and you think it's funny." I mean, a little bit.

greasy hair is like the poisoned condition in a video game. but more evil

The Will of This Heart 🖤

*looms over you blocking out the light* hey. listen. don't be sad. legendary pianist for Miles Davis and jazz composer Chick Corea had a jazz fusion/prog rock band in the 70s called Return to Forever. he was really into Scientology and Return to Forever made a bunch of insanely good science fiction themed albums but my favorite is called Hymn of the Seventh Galaxy and it includes a nine minute epic called Captain Señor Mouse. okay. hope that helps

Faerie Forest: Mold Imp

I didn't think Mold Sprites could get this big? It's looking at us, do you think we should run?

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Watercolor, acryla gouache, white pen and a little colored pencil and grey copic fine liner on Arches watercolor board. 2.5"x3.5" ACEO format, matted to 4"x6".

Original available

Just thinking about no helmet Senshi ✨🥘✨

I made an important addition.

Im just like you i put my penis on one ball at a time