“A black man could never be president.”
Obama:
what halsey song are these lyrics from
The Venn diagram of things I find funny and reasons I’m going to hell is a circle.
me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
being
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
u
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
you thinking that comment was necessary
thinking
wen u zoom in

I love this post
love
It just keeps getting better
overused captions
Tumblr’s new layout
tumblr
the internet
this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
My life as a college student, smh
that was only 6 seconds
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
stepping on something mushy and unidentified
ryan reynolds’ tweets about his daughter are my absolute favorite


